Definitions by bryan
negative 49
As low as I have ever gone. Below 0 which is pretty low. -100 is suicide. 0 is devoid of happiness. 100 is all happiness.
negative 49 by Bryan November 22, 2004
desperate housewives
Great television show that airs 9 est/8 cst, that is about a buncha of "desperate housewives" uses stereotypical women.
desperate housewives by bryan November 21, 2004
Canadian Defensive
Similar to the Roman War Helmet, except you put your anus on their nose, place your balls on their chin and let your penis extend down their throat.
Canadian Defensive by Bryan November 19, 2004
Grilled Cheese Sandwhich Pussy
A vagina that resembles a grilled cheese sandwhich.
I was about to eat that bitch out but when I got down there i spread her lips apart.... it was like a god damn grilled cheese sandwhich, man!
Grilled Cheese Sandwhich Pussy by Bryan November 19, 2004
Slampig
1. An overweight female that if she lost 60+ pounds she would be fuckable.
2. A girl that everyone fucks but would never admit.
3. Any girl that brendan has been with
4. A game to be played at a party where a friend punches his friend in the arm when he sees an aforementioned slampig
2. A girl that everyone fucks but would never admit.
3. Any girl that brendan has been with
4. A game to be played at a party where a friend punches his friend in the arm when he sees an aforementioned slampig