18 definitions by bruhinator 2000

A weak or insincere non-apology that is more to save face than to actually come in terms with what happened.

Comes from Colleen Ballinger’s 10-minute “apology” video where she sang a way too lighthearted and corny tune with an ukulele about the grooming accusations given against her.
Man, my coworker made an ukulele apology after he broke the laser printer!
by bruhinator 2000 July 31, 2023
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Unhealthy, processed foodstuffs meant for mass consumption (like vegan meat and instant ramen). Can also apply to mass culture like pop music.

Carries anti-semitic undertones, as it expresses the anti-semitic theory that Jews are designing and selling processed food/popular culture to subjugate non-Jews (goyim).
Spam is goyslop
by bruhinator 2000 June 5, 2023
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The Band kids are a subculture native to the marching bands of high school that share the common characteristics of having a greasy hair complexion, obsession with the national anthem of the now-dissolved polity of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, and being unfunny. Often found in marching bands in high schools, they also have a significant diaspora in the social media communities of Reddit and Discord, with some residing in Tumblr or Twitter. Diverse politically and sexually, most are irreligious and introverted, with varying hobbies. Naturally, most of these band kids have no obligation for showering, causing their greasy hair style, and are very repetitive too.
Geez, this band kid is still sharing the same unfunny memes by airdrop.
by bruhinator 2000 March 10, 2021
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A cheap high-demand device that is used by both women who want quick bucks by jacking themselves off on camera and students who take classes online.
Damn it, this webcam went out of stock!
by bruhinator 2000 November 18, 2020
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the act of buying multiple graphics cards using bots to resell them at an exorbitantly higher price. common problem in ebay.
damn it, scalping made the rtx 3080 out of stock in 1 minute.
by bruhinator 2000 December 3, 2020
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a person who is attracted to others of the same sex, doesnt matter if female or male. also a insult used commonly by prepubescent children on their mics.
wow, NAME is gay.
by bruhinator 2000 March 8, 2021
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