bruce st.asiuk's definitions

espyonage

He was a spy engaged in espionage, better known as espyonage.

Unlike other agents, he was actually involved in espyonage.

by bruce st.asiuk October 8, 2023

cabbage fart

invisible and highly organic putrid gas released from the poop chamber into a free-range mode. only detectable when entering a nostril.

While Cindy was giving C.P.R to my anus, I liberated a cabbage fart which she could snack on.

by bruce st.asiuk December 28, 2005

skeevage

skeevage combines two common words: clevage and skeevey.
skeevage is cleavage that's on a skeevey woman.
it may have wrinkles, blemishes, pertruding bones, or freckles among other things.

impulsively, my eyes were drawn to her low-cut dress when i realized i was looking at common skeevage.

by bruce st.asiuk June 22, 2009

blackberry widow

a black widow spider lives most of her life without a mate.
a blackberry widow, has a mate, but spends most of her life 'alone' because her mate is preoccupied with his blackberry.

a blackberry widow sat quietly in the restaurant while her husband spent the evening hunched over his phone.

by bruce st.asiuk August 28, 2010

MAYO FOOTPRINT

MUCH LIKE A CARBON FOOTPRINT EXPRESSES HOW MUCH CARBON A PERSON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSUMING, A MAYO FOOTPRINT IS A GENERAL TERM TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH OVEREATING A PERSON DOES

JUST MY BAD LUCK THAT I HAD TO SIT NEXT TO A LADY WITH A BIG MAYO FOOTPRINT FOR THE LONG FLIGHT.

by bruce st.asiuk July 12, 2009