Skinformation

A tattoo or group of tattoos that uses words to tell the viewer something or give advice on how to live.

The guy next to me at the gym had too much skinformation.
The waitress had so much skinformation it took me quite a while to read it all.

by bruce st.asiuk April 03, 2017

skeevage

skeevage combines two common words: clevage and skeevey.
skeevage is cleavage that's on a skeevey woman.
it may have wrinkles, blemishes, pertruding bones, or freckles among other things.

impulsively, my eyes were drawn to her low-cut dress when i realized i was looking at common skeevage.

by bruce st.asiuk June 22, 2009

craplash

When a crap drops into toilet water and the splash is great enough to wet the ass.

I squeezed out this massive turd and the craplash was like a tsunami.

by bruce st.asiuk November 24, 2005

MAYO FOOTPRINT

MUCH LIKE A CARBON FOOTPRINT EXPRESSES HOW MUCH CARBON A PERSON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSUMING, A MAYO FOOTPRINT IS A GENERAL TERM TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH OVEREATING A PERSON DOES

JUST MY BAD LUCK THAT I HAD TO SIT NEXT TO A LADY WITH A BIG MAYO FOOTPRINT FOR THE LONG FLIGHT.

by bruce st.asiuk July 12, 2009

cabbage fart

invisible and highly organic putrid gas released from the poop chamber into a free-range mode. only detectable when entering a nostril.

While Cindy was giving C.P.R to my anus, I liberated a cabbage fart which she could snack on.

by bruce st.asiuk November 24, 2005