blackberry widow

a black widow spider lives most of her life without a mate.
a blackberry widow, has a mate, but spends most of her life 'alone' because her mate is preoccupied with his blackberry.

a blackberry widow sat quietly in the restaurant while her husband spent the evening hunched over his phone.

by bruce st.asiuk August 28, 2010

skeevage

skeevage combines two common words: clevage and skeevey.
skeevage is cleavage that's on a skeevey woman.
it may have wrinkles, blemishes, pertruding bones, or freckles among other things.

impulsively, my eyes were drawn to her low-cut dress when i realized i was looking at common skeevage.

by bruce st.asiuk June 22, 2009

TEXNIQUE

Texnique is the stylized way each individual writes texts.

As soon as I read it, I knew who it was from by the texnique..

by bruce st.asiuk September 22, 2023

contributary

A contributary is a body of water, primarily a river, which flows into a larger river...contributing water to the larger river,

The Arkansas Rivers is a contributary to the Mississippi river.

by bruce st.asiuk September 27, 2023

craplash

When a crap drops into toilet water and the splash is great enough to wet the ass.

I squeezed out this massive turd and the craplash was like a tsunami.

by bruce st.asiuk November 26, 2005