bruce st.asiuk's definitions

upload

To ejaculate inside a vagina and the load is sent up the baby chute.

I was gonna' give her a sperm mustache, but was pounding so hard that I did an upload by mistake.

by bruce st.asiuk November 26, 2005

MAYO FOOTPRINT

MUCH LIKE A CARBON FOOTPRINT EXPRESSES HOW MUCH CARBON A PERSON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSUMING, A MAYO FOOTPRINT IS A GENERAL TERM TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH OVEREATING A PERSON DOES

JUST MY BAD LUCK THAT I HAD TO SIT NEXT TO A LADY WITH A BIG MAYO FOOTPRINT FOR THE LONG FLIGHT.

by bruce st.asiuk July 12, 2009

cabbage fart

invisible and highly organic putrid gas released from the poop chamber into a free-range mode. only detectable when entering a nostril.

While Cindy was giving C.P.R to my anus, I liberated a cabbage fart which she could snack on.

by bruce st.asiuk December 28, 2005

contributary

A contributary is a body of water, primarily a river, which flows into a larger river...contributing water to the larger river,

The Arkansas Rivers is a contributary to the Mississippi river.

by bruce st.asiuk September 27, 2023

espyonage

He was a spy engaged in espionage, better known as espyonage.

Unlike other agents, he was actually involved in espyonage.

by bruce st.asiuk October 8, 2023