Definitions by bruce st.asiuk

gift-teating 

The act of inviting fringe, or remotely connected people to an event such as a shower, birthday party, christening, etc. for the sole purpose of getting more gifts.

Nancy was gift-teating for her son's graduation so that he'd get lots of presents and cash.

gift-teating by bruce st.asiuk March 12, 2006

cabbage fart

invisible and highly organic putrid gas released from the poop chamber into a free-range mode. only detectable when entering a nostril.

While Cindy was giving C.P.R to my anus, I liberated a cabbage fart which she could snack on.

cabbage fart by bruce st.asiuk December 28, 2005

a big lick 

a person who is an industrial strength ass-kisser. they figure, whle they're down there, they might as well give a full crack tongue job from bow to stern, just to notarize the event.

While Ernie was kissing the supervisor's full ass, he gave a big lick since it was close to evaluation time.

a big lick by bruce st.asiuk December 28, 2005

upload 

To ejaculate inside a vagina and the load is sent up the baby chute.

I was gonna' give her a sperm mustache, but was pounding so hard that I did an upload by mistake.

upload by bruce st.asiuk November 26, 2005

craplash 

When a crap drops into toilet water and the splash is great enough to wet the ass.

I squeezed out this massive turd and the craplash was like a tsunami.

craplash by bruce st.asiuk November 26, 2005