107 definitions by brother number one

valentines day

A Pointless and worthless day invented by Hersheys Confectionary Co and Joining forces with Teleflora Florists and Corbans Wine Makers just so they can profit out of Wine, Cholocates and Flowers, while single people suffer at the clutches of the hands of this evil and corrupt capitalist-orientated day that is not even a fucking holiday period.

Valentines Day should be banned and all those celebrating it shot.

by brother number one March 21, 2004

bog

a toilet

i neeta go to the Bog

by brother number one November 8, 2003

spicoli

to describe any action where you smoke enough pot then order a pizza, especially if its at school during classtime

Were gunna spicoli at school today

by brother number one November 2, 2003

tui

A Kick ass Beer Brewed in Mangatainoka in the Wairarapa district of New Zealand since 1889.

If ya dont drink tui, then yer a wuss. If ya dont drink tui from the 750ml or Jugs then yer a fucking pussy.

by brother number one June 16, 2005

Pig

the Upper Hutt and Wellington Police Department

those dumb pigs gave me a ticket for not displaying my Rego

by brother number one October 16, 2003

Tony Blair

President of Disneyland, East Staines, habitually drinks tea.

by brother number one June 28, 2003

olsen twins

a kiddie fiddlers best dream come true. Noted for turning our 8 year old girls into guttersluts

full house the most suckiest of suck ever made pre-reality TV

by brother number one July 8, 2004