kinder surprise

when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.

Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*

by brian 2 February 02, 2024

cold giuseppe

when someone pulls on another's nutsack so hard that it causes them to pass out.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that fight that Darrian and Trent got into?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard that Darrian gave Trent the cold giuseppe.
Guy 3: Yikes! That's gonna hurt when he wakes up.

by brian 2 February 28, 2023

African Lip-Smack Torture

When there’s an African (Man/Woman) on the train with most likely, Gum or other chewing products in their mouth. The sound of their big lips smacking over-powers the sound of the train rumbling and noise-cancelling headphones.

Trazza: I was on the train back home and some bastard was giving me the African Lip-Smack Torture.

Gully: Sounds like a real bad time.

Trazza: Right? I was trapped on the train for another fucking 2 hours with her smacking her damn lips.

by brian 2 August 08, 2024

Hot Rip

When you fart but warm, runny diarrhoea comes out instead.

Derek: Becky, Beryl did a Hot Rip.
Becky: Oh!- That's gonna stink.

by brian 2 June 14, 2023