brian's definitions

Zilch

A word used to describe nothingness or an absence of something.

Sam had zilch in his bank account.

by brian April 27, 2004

diesel

1. Something of extraordinary importance, size or significance. 2. For sure; like money in the bank.

1. That Patriots touchdwon in OT against the Dolphins was diesel, man.

2. Getting an A in Biology was diesel because even shit-for-brains was passing.

by Brian October 20, 2003

heteroflexible

A person who identifies as a heterosexual, but is not afraid to explore curiosity towards the same sex.

Nathan: What's heteroflexible?
Brian: It's where someone is straight, but isn't opposed to sex with another man or woman.

by Brian September 1, 2008

irie

to be at total peace with your current state of being. The way you feel when you have no worries.

Everyting is irie mon

by Brian October 20, 2003

You wont

An expression used to challenge a person to commit an action through basic reverse psychology.

>>Go to the office Benny!
>>> Fuck you Najera!
>Sock him Benny! YOU WONT!

by Brian May 13, 2004

nubsauce

1. a term used by computer obsesed losers to define a computer obsesed loser who sucks at being a computer obsessed loser. Originated from l337 n00b, then nub, then nubsauce.

2. A verb meaning to ejaculate.

1. You stupid nubsauce, you suck as CS.

2. I nubsauced in your face.

by Brian December 2, 2004

toothscrape

to accidentally scrape the penis while performing felatio, is incredibly painful for the poor man who is the victim.

Can also be done intentionally, but I would kill the bitch that does that.

Everything was going great until that bitch gave me a toothscrape

by Brian November 1, 2004