Windows XP

I am a network administrator for a company called Audio Video. I know computers in and out. Windows XP is one of the worst OS's Microsoft has made yet. Win2k Pro is actually the best. Easy to network, very nice layout, not TOO userfriendly like XP, and with 2k you can define your own settings. XP is so user friendly that you cant do what you really want to do. Very unstable, and doesn't support most advanced scripts. Most XP computers don't even support OpenGL. That my friend, is sad.
Windows XP is like taking Win98 and making it look even worse. Now that my friends, is a bad OS.
by Brian January 20, 2004
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Gimmil

a small rodent like animal with flaps of skin in its eye area that helps it hover, the male gimmil can breath fire but only with a healthy diet of gasohol. the female gimmils period consists of severe vomiting accompanied by intolerable flachulents at that time the male gimmel goes to have unproteceted sex 500 times.
Shit dud that gimmil just singed off my ass hair.
by Brian May 24, 2004
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power lunch

A gathering of co-workers or of mostly young male corporate douches (see yuppies) for a 3 hour lunch on the clock that includes such things as a motorcade of Lexus and BMW automobiles, motivational speakers, cheers, steak, and talk about something like the “bottom line” or bonuses or something. Supposedly a motivational event, but usually turns out to be a feast of gluttony and ruined neckties. Newly motivated and encouraged participants are expected to go back to the office and make phone calls and fire off emails and achieve results, but most usually end up at a local boozer and get tanked before happy hour even starts.
“Hey, there’s a power lunch at the Capital Club next Friday.”
“Alright. Their steaks have a terrific marbling, and it’s right next to Moe’s. I wonder if the boss will open us a tab and leave again?”
by Brian September 07, 2006
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Twombly

A stupid or dumb remark or action.
by Brian March 12, 2003
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bojangle

one who is very brown, such as a negro
by Brian October 31, 2004
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scamp

Yet another word for a bowel movement. Used by a small group of octogenarians from mid-Mississippi.
I ate too much bread yesterday and I haven't had a scamp all day.
by Brian March 02, 2005
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piss

man im thirsty, i think ill get myself some piss
by Brian November 13, 2003
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