Batwings

When the mans scrotum is hot and sweaty and stuck together to the his ass or thigh.

After running a race. "I have major batwings"

by Brian January 20, 2009

blue bombaroo

well really it just like skiing but instead four people are involved, yes, that is correct, three dudes, preferably wingmen, and on hot semi classy girl. this semi classy girl gives the two men who are small in the pants hand jobs but gives the larger man head. its good fun and the girl only needs to be semi drunk.

dude, there is only one hot girl on this retreat that will give us action. but there is three of us.

lets get a blue bombaroo.

SWEET

well i am 8inches so she will suck my cock.

well we will take what we can get.

by brian May 13, 2005

BUTTER COOKIES

Derived from butterface. Female gender who is good looking but is genetically given ugly cookies (tip of nipple).

I saw that girl naked at Mardi Gras... buttercookies unfortunately.

by Brian March 06, 2005

philippeeno

A guy who can't urinate.

I didn't know you were a philippeeno!

by Brian April 23, 2005

lasterday

A word used to describe an indefinite time in the past (e.g. last week, last month, last year)

Remember lasterday when we went to the beach?

by Brian May 10, 2003

Ahwatukee

Also known as Pleasantville, recognizable by the "cookie-cutter" style homes (homes that all look exactly the same). Ahwatukee is a place where you think you're growing up but you really dont, because its far from the real world. There's an unnecessary number of police in the area for a town where absolutely nothing happens, and the streets die at midnight every friday night because of high schoolers plagueing the streets. The biggest social aspect of Tukee? AMC 24. The huge yearly event? The sad Ahwatukee Bowl between DVHS and MPHS. 16 year old kids drive around cars nicer than most parents, and the boys think they're tough shit. Don't be swayed by the underage girls although they dress like 30 year old single, unmarriable women. Abercrombie is overused, and parents are overprotective. Welcome to the worlds biggest cul-de-sac, all the shit that comes in gets stuck here.

Pleasantville + Silvertown(Joe Dirt) + Leave it to Beaver = Ahwatukee

by Brian January 31, 2005

Zymetrical

1. (adj.) Of or exhibiting near asymmetry, just not really; Involving or exhibiting an uncommon measure, disproportionate in parts (i.e., having its parts inordinate, due to its dimensions); jenious.

2. (noun): Beauty as a result of unbalance or dissimilitude.

That is so like totally zymetrical.

by Brian February 08, 2004