76 definitions by brett burkhardt
Someone who thinks that living downtown is the only way to go and that everyone else is an uncultured rube.
“I can’t visit her, she lives in the suburbs for God’s sake! You might as well ask me to go to the deep south or the dark heart of Africa or some other place with no running water or appletinis!” Shrieked the uppity urbanite.
“Oh...my...God....is that a cow?! Hold me, I’m scared, it’s going to be just like Deliverance”
“Shut the fuck up, Catherine. If you’re going to pull this uppity urbanite shit with me we will end this road trip right now.”
“Oh...my...God....is that a cow?! Hold me, I’m scared, it’s going to be just like Deliverance”
“Shut the fuck up, Catherine. If you’re going to pull this uppity urbanite shit with me we will end this road trip right now.”
by brett burkhardt April 27, 2008
“I can’t believe what that bitch wrote about me on Myspace...I’m going to name defame her ass so hard!”
“So your ex fucked the entire rugby team? Dude, you should SO name defame her!”
“So your ex fucked the entire rugby team? Dude, you should SO name defame her!”
by brett burkhardt April 27, 2008
Someone who’s always begging for more credit on an account even though they can’t pay for what they already have.
Ashton was a credit creep who would call all of his credit cards each month to demand a higher credit line even though he never paid them on time.
“Barkeep, I want to open another tab!”
“Go fuck yourself credit creep. You still owe $900 from last month and until you pay it off you will have to pay cash.”
“Barkeep, I want to open another tab!”
“Go fuck yourself credit creep. You still owe $900 from last month and until you pay it off you will have to pay cash.”
by brett burkhardt April 27, 2008
A customer who demands on getting your name even though you’ve already told them and you’re wearing a name tag because they want to bitch about shit that never happened or things that they imagined.
Mr. Gonzalez was a major name nabber. He’ll write that shit down and then bitch about you to a manager 3 weeks later for some made up bullshit.
Sheila knew the customer was a name nabber so she told him that her name was Sharon.
Sheila knew the customer was a name nabber so she told him that her name was Sharon.
by brett burkhardt April 27, 2008
A girl who acts like an out of control monster while planning her sweet 16 and should get an ass whooping instead of a party. She’ll also make outrageous demands and try to waste as much money on this event as possible.
“DADDDYYYYY!!!!! I wanted a BLACK Escalade, not a white one! You’re ruining my life!” Screamed the Sweet 16 Succubus
The Sweet 16 Succubus who’s parents had rented the yacht was rolling around screaming and crying on the floor like a five year old because the roses aren’t the right shade of pink. What a bitch.
The Sweet 16 Succubus who’s parents had rented the yacht was rolling around screaming and crying on the floor like a five year old because the roses aren’t the right shade of pink. What a bitch.
by brett burkhardt April 27, 2008
1. When police officers pretend to be pre-teens to lure out sexual predators on youth oriented websites and chat rooms.
2. When a teen goes into a sexually explicit chat room or website as if they don’t know what’s going to happen.
2. When a teen goes into a sexually explicit chat room or website as if they don’t know what’s going to happen.
Robert loved his job prowling for predators. Sure pretending to be a 12 year old girl was a bit odd but he loved nothing more than busting pervs who tried to meet up with his alter ego at the park.
The girls at Stephanie’s slumber party thought it would be fun to go into the “hot nasty XXX NY/NJ” chat room and start prowling for predators until the creepy messages started.
The girls at Stephanie’s slumber party thought it would be fun to go into the “hot nasty XXX NY/NJ” chat room and start prowling for predators until the creepy messages started.
by brett burkhardt April 27, 2008
When Jasmine figured out that slow burn comment from the girl at the bar, she was so pissed.
He’s an idiot, you can say any sort of shit to his face and it’ll be a slow burn. He won’t figure it out for days.
He’s an idiot, you can say any sort of shit to his face and it’ll be a slow burn. He won’t figure it out for days.
by brett burkhardt April 27, 2008