Definitions by brett burkhardt

Girls Gone Wild Wench 

Girls who go to GGW parties trying to get their tits on video so that they can brag about it or hoping that it will launch their career.

Ebony just knew that if she could get on the next GGW tape that record labels would be dying to sign her, everyone knew she was a Girls Gone Wild Wench.

Girls Gone Wild Wench by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Post Secret Poser

Someone who sends in post cards to Post Secret about things that everyone already knows or who brags about their secret being picked.

Josh was a Post Secret poser and would send in post cards every week about the time he pissed his pants at prom. Like no one would figure that one out.

"Tony, don’t be such a Post Secret poser. If you’re going to send in secrets shut up about it."

Post Secret Poser by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Secret Smoker 

Someone who decries smoking during the day, but at night loves nothing more than a nice menthol.

Kim was a classic Secret Smoker. She would lecture her kids about the evils of smoking all day but, come 2 am, she would sneak behind the garage and relax with a nice cigarette.

Secret Smoker by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Declaw 

To say something that will shut someone up who’s being catty.

“If that receptionist says one damn thing about my hair, I will declaw her ass so fast.”

"If she starts getting catty, just say something about her husband leaving her for another woman. That'll declaw her in a second."

Declaw by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

2 Beer Bisexual 

A guy who starts to act out his bisexual desires after just one or two drinks.

The guys at Alpha Sig didn’t care that Mark was bi, they just wished he would be honest about it instead of being a 2 Beer Bisexual who uses drinking as an excuse to be his real self.

2 Beer Bisexual by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Gym Widow 

Someone who’s significant other has gone on a serious health kick and spends all their time working out.

Rich was happy that his wife was interested in getting the baby weight off but the fact that she spent 20 hours a week at the gym left him a gym widower.

Sara loved buff men but hated being a gym widow all the time.

Gym Widow by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Booty Buddy

Not exactly a fuck buddy but someone who you have friendly conversation with just before and after sex during regular booty calls.

“Nick is a great Booty Buddy but I just don’t think we’d get along if we spent time together not having sex.”

Booty Buddy by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008