pussy

1. something usually fun to eat, except in Sharon Turner's case

2. this is something women have and it's the only reason men talk to the stupid bitches.

If women didn't have a pussy, they'd all be jail

by bread infection November 25, 2009

blounce

the way really fat people walk. A combination between walking, bouncing, blobbing. The person doing it looks like they're falling down a steep hill

I'll just BLOUNCE over to the fridge to get my usual 76 packets of crisps, 428 slices of american cheese, 4 lb bucket of lard, 183 suspicious looking sasuages, and 382 pots of 99.999% lard pots of clotted cream. kristy edgerton does/says this

by bread infection October 22, 2005

kiknitsforlump

to kick a donkey in the balls and steal his wallet.

I'm gonna go kiknitsforlump that donkey.

by bread infection November 30, 2009

fuckfit

descriptive of someone who looks like they are very fuckable/good to have sex with.

She is very fuckfit.

by bread infection April 28, 2008

opured

soft and hard at the same time.

This shirt is opured.

by bread infection November 26, 2009

taint

the piece of flesh dividing the asshole from the ballsack.

I feel like I've got shit nuggets in my taint.

by bread infection January 02, 2006

qeef

to fart out of the female pussy.

"oh lord, did i just qeef myself?" O_o this is my first word ^_^

by bread infection December 30, 2005