bread infection's definitions

rat

a nasty little creature.

I'd like to stick a rat up Sharon Turner's ass, then sew some cheese to her tonuge and sew her ass shut.

by bread infection December 30, 2005

dan't

contraction for Dan can’t.

Dan't do that.

by bread infection December 7, 2009

safecrack

to crap and jizz your pants at the same time.

Chris McPeters safecracked when he saw his mom naked.

by bread infection December 30, 2005

schot

to be scary and hot similtanously
to act so scary and hot way similatnously

Wow...look at that vampire he/she is so schot! Yeah...vampires are schot...

by bread infection December 30, 2005

pisswank

to urinate during masturbation; a person who urinates during masturbation.

If you pisswank, it could be messy; He is a fucking pisswank.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

dresan

the values of y that are for when x equals zero

The dresan in this equation is 4.

by bread infection December 7, 2009

zizumayowong

to smear peanut butter all over your fridge's ice compartment.

Time to zizumayowong!!

by bread infection April 29, 2008