348 definitions by bread infection

cheeser

someone who farts cheesy.

I saw a cheeser the other day and fuck, did he ever smell cheesy. If you're a cheeser, stay the fuck away from me!

by bread infection October 23, 2005

flower

To fart as you are exiting the shower, but it smells so bad you have to get back in and take another shower.

I totally flowered yesterday.

by bread infection October 28, 2005

gossip

a ritual of voodoo, usually has to do with the devil, the worst thing ever!

Lindsey "gossips." Don't be a fuck bitch, and do that gossip shit, it's so fucking wrong!

by bread infection November 8, 2005

conjunck

the guy in front of you in the movie theater who has a laser pointer and keeps pointing it at the movie screen (Ahem, Head Of State guy/girl)

That idiot at the movie theater was a conjunck.

by bread infection October 23, 2005

drunjliknerolf

a guy who spreads out a blanket during recess on the classroom floor while no one’s there and then strips and masturbates and sprays sperm all over the place then slurps it back up.

Elijah is a drunjliknerolf.

by bread infection December 7, 2009

sucks plumbers crack

just another variant of many other "sucks......" insults when bagging out something.

I would say "this song sucks plumbers crack!"

by bread infection January 2, 2006

jwek

a rude or ignorant individual who is unable to keep his/her mouth shut.

1. I said to Brian, "Brian, stop being a jwek, you never shut up!"

2. Don't be a jwek.

by bread infection December 1, 2009