bread infection's definitions
Get the fartabulousmug. by bread infection December 28, 2005
Get the guggenheimmug. really skimpy footy shorts that many Aussie blokes wear during the summer, some are stubby to the point of indecent exposure.
Someone would say "That bloke down the street is always mowing the lawn in his stubby shorts, will he ever wear pants???"
by bread infection January 1, 2006
Get the stubby shortsmug. when you firmly grasp the male genetalia so the tip of the head is protruding past your fist and rub in a circular motion until splooge fires from the penis.
by bread infection December 8, 2009
Get the circle rubmug. 
someone caught by their significant other while receiving (or for having received) sexual gratification from someone other than the significant other.
Bill Clinton is a dumcumer.
by bread infection December 7, 2009
Get the dumcumermug. by bread infection November 25, 2009
Get the posermug.