doodazz

the level of coolness one possesses

He has got more doodazz than the garbage can.

by bread infection October 25, 2005

johnsartoriitis

1. to develop a disease that makes your bum very tight.

2. One who looks for bargains in the bin. The last person to shout beers.

He was a good bloke before he developed johnsartoriitis. Now he just has a really tight ass.

by bread infection December 01, 2009

bunk

bull crap; BS; stuff that's not true or stretched the truth or just a down right lie.

Man that junk is bunk.

by bread infection October 23, 2005

bunk

bull crap; bullshit; stuff that is not true, streches the truth, or is just a down right lie.

Man that junk is bunk.

by bread infection December 09, 2009

Jobbie

a Scottish poo.

I took my dug oot so he could Jobbie.

by bread infection December 01, 2009

cheeser

someone who farts cheesy.

I saw a cheeser the other day and fuck, did he ever smell cheesy. If you're a cheeser, stay the fuck away from me!

by bread infection October 23, 2005

flower

To fart as you are exiting the shower, but it smells so bad you have to get back in and take another shower.

I totally flowered yesterday.

by bread infection October 28, 2005