bread infection's definitions

smeg

1. liquidized crap

2. dried/crusty semen

1. Wayne Buckley is a smeg head (see Wayneth Buckleus)

2. Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode.

by bread infection November 22, 2009

spiff

cool.

That's spiff, fork you.

by bread infection November 22, 2009

brick shitter

a bloke that is big and stocky like a wrestler or footballer.

My mate has a body built like a brick shitter and plays for the Cronulla Sharks.

by bread infection December 9, 2009

noop

when you poop and you can't find it when you're done

I think I just nooped!

by bread infection November 27, 2009

real world

a place where some people live and worry because they don't have enough money.

Sharon Turner lives in the real world now that she's left her rich husband.

by bread infection December 30, 2005

flower

To fart as you are exiting the shower, but it smells so bad you have to get back in and take another shower.

I totally flowered yesterday.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

diff

a nice way to say fucker

You’re a diff.

by bread infection December 7, 2009