Kiddy Bits

a cereal consisting of kiddies.

9 out of 10 pedophiles eat kiddy bits.

by bread infection November 30, 2009

drabulaxx

a spider with a penis on its head.

Look at that drabulaxx.

by bread infection December 07, 2009

qwong

the sound the light from a flashlight makes in fog.

We fought fiercely on the foggy golf course, the qwong from our flashlights deafened our ears.

by bread infection November 25, 2009

craniopomorphic

to attribute to an object a cranial capacity; done for the express purpose of shedding light on the intimate meshing of the object being described and the brain.

All the psychological fruits of a ponderer’s labor are contained in his craniopomorphic fruit basket. In my craiopomorphic fishbowl, the scriptures of vitality are reduced to fishfood.

by bread infection December 08, 2009

slame

a shirt made into shorts.

She's wearing a slame.

by bread infection November 23, 2009

breasticles

saggy boobs that look like testicles; testicles as big as breasts; breasts as small as testicles

oh gross, breasticles; Wow, you've got some nice BREASTICLES

by bread infection October 23, 2005

jackadetent

a person who jacks off in the detention room at school.

Billy waited in the detention room until everyone was gone and began to jackadetent.

by bread infection November 09, 2005