bread infection's definitions

old lady lines

vertical wrinkles right above a person's top lip; a real turn-off.

The last time I saw Sharon Turner, I noticed she had old lady lines.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

stubby riders

stubby shorts that ride up your arse when jogging or bending over ridingstubs

I wear my stubby riders every day at the gym so the girls can cop a perve of my curves.

by bread infection October 9, 2005

greb

to purposely swallow a nailgun for gambling purposes.

If horse #2 wins, I'll greb, but if horse #1 wins, you own me 1,000,000,000,000.00 dollars.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

niplet

a nipple with a small aereola around it.

That is my niplet.

by bread infection November 27, 2009

wnuczek

a well endowed Polish male.

Check out that wnuczek over there.

by bread infection April 30, 2008

volvo'd

when a Volvo causes problems for you when driving whether like when a Volvo pulls in front of you, nearly clipping you. This is described as being Volvo'd.

I was Volvo'd the other day, some old git in a Volvo slammed his breaks in front of me and I nearly rear ended him!!!

by bread infection April 8, 2006

spooge

variation of cum, kum, cream sauce, white wash, my descendants, or ejactulate.

I think my spooge left pecker tracks on her sheets.

by bread infection January 1, 2006