Definitions by bread infection

chode 

-when ones penis is wider than it is long
-the flap of skin between your balls and butthole

Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode. <see smeg>

chode by bread infection December 28, 2005

clacker 

Australian slang for "anus"

I'm gonna shove it right up your clacker.

clacker by bread infection December 28, 2005

coin slot 

another word for plumbers crack which when refrigerator repairmen/carpenters/plumbers bend down the back of their pants slip down exposing their bumcrack which looks wide enough to slip a coin in

Someone would say to a carpenter bending down "Pull your pants up I can see your coin slot!"

coin slot by bread infection December 28, 2005

consturbed 

to be disturbed and confused at the same time

He looks a tad consturbed

consturbed by bread infection December 28, 2005

conjunck 

the guy in front of you in the movie theater who has a laser pointer and keeps pointing it at the movie screen (Ahem, Head Of State guy/girl)

That idiot at the movie theater was a conjunck.

conjunck by bread infection December 28, 2005

cookanbac 

-the ability to serve burgers whilst bent over backwards
-to throw a dog in a river that the dog has previously waded in but now would rather not

-The new waitress was hired due to her cookanbac
-LIKE OMG he just cookanbaced Lassie~!

cookanbac by bread infection December 28, 2005

crimson tide 

another word for a woman's period; to be on the rag; to have a poon that looks as if Moses himself had parted the red sea between your thighs.

I am on the crimson tide this week. BLOODY PooN. ILove Jay Harve! Jason wants to lick my crimson tide...SHOCKER

crimson tide by bread infection December 28, 2005