Definitions by bread infection

fuckfit

descriptive of someone who looks like they are very fuckable/good to have sex with.

She is very fuckfit.

fuckfit by bread infection April 28, 2008

madapar 

to get stuck with a fat Jew.

I don't want to be madapar.

madapar by bread infection April 28, 2008

author 

someone who writes fucked up and stupid books for stupid people to read. Other times you can be cool if you write books with loads of cuss words in them, or write stuff that is actually interesting and not completely stupid, and full of characters we actually care about

Most authors are horrible at writing.

author by bread infection April 28, 2008

blumpkin

to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can't believe it wasn't in here before!

That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62

blumpkin by bread infection February 22, 2007

lindale 

whiplash of the left testicle.

I had lindale from a book jumping stunt on the bed.

lindale by bread infection January 14, 2007

killride 

to take a life by having sex with someone

Stop killriding me! My kidneys are shutting down!~killride

killride by bread infection December 17, 2006

taint 

the piece of flesh dividing the asshole from the ballsack.

I feel like I've got shit nuggets in my taint.

taint by bread infection October 4, 2006