jowep

(from the Latin ‘Jowus’ meaning ‘hairy’ and ‘Eppia’ meaning ’stupid’) a rare long-furred creature found usually in Cambridgeshire, England. It is not clear whether this strange being is diurnal or nocturnal, as it thrives in both conditions. It often travels with a Martin (Martmanimus Ohlookaferrarimydadwasgoingotbuyoneofthoseius) to search for food at a location near Priory Park known as James’ house.

“What the hell is wrong with that thing?” “Nothing, it’s just a jowep.”

by bread infection December 01, 2009

ass jockulitous

the act of having a painful anus as a result of sodomy, usually accompained by a significant bow-legged gait

1.Jane has a bad case of ass jockulitous
2."Boy howdy, after them colored boys raped me in the joint, I sure had me a bad case of ass jockulitous."

by bread infection October 21, 2005

penobsci

a permanent penis leash. Doesn't have to be exactly literal.

Mary put Billy's penobsci on so tight he bled to death. Learn from Billy...dont put it on too tight, or else suffer from your penis falling off.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

dumbkunt

a person that has no life, and wastes his/her time by puting words on an internet site.

The guys from Urban Dictionary are dumbkuntz.

by bread infection December 07, 2009

dant

to smoke weed.

They were danting at school

by bread infection December 07, 2009

dramastic

to be dramatic with a touch of drasticness; to be dramatic and drastic at the same time.

Dramastic measures had to be taken in order to insure justice.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

fugly

FUCK - UGLY; fuckin ugly

Bleedin' hell luv, you're a bit fugly
You're fugly
Damn! That bitch is fugly!

by bread infection December 28, 2005