bread infection's definitions

plonk

an insult you say to someone when you're messing around. Less harsh than "you idiot" or "you fuckhead."

You plonk.

by bread infection November 25, 2009

jwek

a rude or ignorant individual who is unable to keep his/her mouth shut.

1. I said to Brian, "Brian, stop being a jwek, you never shut up!"

2. Don't be a jwek.

by bread infection December 1, 2009

thunk

to think of something before someone else, who was about to think of it, has thought of it.

I thunk it before you.

by bread infection January 2, 2006

circle rub

when you firmly grasp the male genetalia so the tip of the head is protruding past your fist and rub in a circular motion until splooge fires from the penis.

Jordon does the circle rub twice a day.

by bread infection December 8, 2009

smerben

to wonder why everytime there's a Urban Dictionary update, theres always 50 new words in the dictionary.

Don't bother me, I'm smerbenning.

by bread infection November 22, 2009

Alcarax

the God of laxatives

Thank Alcarax this piece of shit came out.

by bread infection December 10, 2009

woot

a word that expresses excitement of happiness. Also spelled "w00t".

Someone says "We won" You say "Woot"

by bread infection April 9, 2006