Definitions by bread infection

oblectation 

delight, pleasure

I take great oblectation in scratching my balls.

oblectation by bread infection November 26, 2009

pussy 

1. something usually fun to eat, except in Sharon Turner's case

2. this is something women have and it's the only reason men talk to the stupid bitches.

If women didn't have a pussy, they'd all be jail

pussy by bread infection November 25, 2009

precious piss 

a pleasantly gay mixture of purple and pink, and has glitter in it.

I want to paint my car precious piss.

precious piss by bread infection November 25, 2009

poser

someone who can't think up their own shit. posers should die. aka fucking idiot.

David Vickery is a poser.

poser by bread infection November 25, 2009

plonk 

an insult you say to someone when you're messing around. Less harsh than "you idiot" or "you fuckhead."

You plonk.

plonk by bread infection November 25, 2009

plap 

a vicious hand movement where the victim gets punch slapped. Can be violent, but not recommended without health insurance or to be practiced by the elderly.

Yeah, man if you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna plap ya one.

plap by bread infection November 25, 2009

piss off 

go away.

When someone comes up and annoys you, you would tell them to piss off.

piss off by bread infection November 25, 2009