brandon 's definitions

noodle

A person who wiggles in all ways when they walk;specifically when they march.

Noodle Goldsmith is my example.

by brandon May 13, 2005

token

The one ugly girl who is hanging out with a group of good looking girls. Someone in your group will have to "take one for the team" and hang out with the token.

Hey Josh, you get the token tonight!

by Brandon March 1, 2004

Blitzoff

The act of BLitzing off. Or to tell somone to "Blitz off", an invented word inspired by playing too much blitzball of ff10

Hey Mandy, Blitzoff!

by Brandon November 12, 2003

Misty Flower

When a guy wraps his package up in saran wrap, cums in it and slaps it onto someone's face.

You keep talkin' shit and I'm gonna give you a misty flower!

by Brandon February 4, 2004

Head Hunter

Agela Is that biggest head hunter i know

she loves to suck dick

by Brandon December 10, 2003

asshog

someone who hogs the chick in the gang-bang

"Man i couldn't get near that ho',that asshog was all up in my space, you feel me?

by Brandon December 5, 2003

da funk

funky smell from vaginal disorder or disease.

also see: rotten twatt

Kathy hasn't taken a shower in a week... That bitch is got da funk!

by Brandon May 13, 2005