PITA

Pain In The Ass

How's your new boss?

He's a PITA.

by Brandon March 10, 2004

taco vender

The equivelant of a male having his fly down and 'selling hot dogs', only for a female. She is selling tacos of the pink variety.

God Kim, stop vending tacos.

by Brandon February 18, 2005

crack lighter

A larger than usual flame on a lighter.Adjusted by taking silver cap off and moving slider piece up from middle position and over to the left then put back down and repeated to get large flame.....flames usually are around 5-6 inches tall

Person 1:you got a light man for my cig?
Person 2:ya i got a CRACK LIGHTER.

by brandon April 11, 2004

Heteroflexible

A sexual orientation not restricted to a certain sex. Persons who are Heteroflexible 'swing both ways'.

Synonyms:

Bisexual
Bi

I dated this heteroflexible girl one time and she'd bring other girls home with her for us to share.

by Brandon January 04, 2005

da funk

funky smell from vaginal disorder or disease.

also see: rotten twatt

Kathy hasn't taken a shower in a week... That bitch is got da funk!

by Brandon March 21, 2005

pie

(1)A circular food traditionally served as a desert or a main course if it contains meat.(2) The best comeback on earth for 6th grade idiots. (3) My favorite food

MMMMMMM...... that pie sure smells good.

Me: Dude you are a little 6th grade pimple faced wangsta queer

6th grader: PIE!!!???!!!

Yum I really like pie, in fact it is my favorite.

by brandon March 22, 2005

light em up

1. Smoking you tires
2. Mass amounts of fire power

1. Dude, your car has 500 horsepower, LIGHT EM UP.
2. Theyve got us pinned down, LIGHT EM UP

by Brandon August 12, 2004