Definitions by brandon

liquor dick 

when after drinking, you have trouble getting a hard one or getting it up for sex

jack: did you fuck cathy?
sam: no, i had liquor dick.

liquor dick by brandon May 1, 2004

dougnut fucker

One who has sexual intercourse with any assorted baked good.

"What a doughnut fucker!"

dougnut fucker by brandon April 25, 2004

Bone Thugs N Harmony 

best rappers in the world
5 of the worlds truest thugs, TRUES HUMBLY UNITED GATHERING SOULS....daily!

The "ORIGINAL" thugs

Bone is the shit, best believe they will take your life if they have to.

Down with bone now and forever
there music is my gospel music

Bone Thugs N Harmony by Brandon April 22, 2004

Witchacom 

Witchacom is like "what ya call it"

We got lost so we headed back the the witchacom to get directions

Witchacom by Brandon April 22, 2004

Zollitarian 

One from the Evil Ligeancy of Zoll. One who believes in Zoll and is a citizen of it's evil ligeancy.

person A: "That person didnt salute the U.S. flag!"

person B: "Well thats ok, because he is a citizen of Zoll."

Zollitarian by Brandon April 20, 2004

Brosh 

A harmless looking bush, that has large thorns.

"What the hell?!?!?!? That thing Brosh hurt me when i went by it."

Brosh by Brandon April 20, 2004

Apagranox 

Apagranox: The idea that someday the world will be engulfed in water, and cities will float in the air, a few hundred feet from the water. Commonly believed among the Zollitarians

"The Apagranox is going to come!!!"

Apagranox by Brandon April 20, 2004