brandon's definitions

optimist

See also: idiot, buffoon, fool, intellectually underdeveloped, mongoloid, deserved rape victim

Dan tried to commit suicide by jumping off of the bridge and only ended up with a broken leg. An optimist walks up and says "Well, at least he didn't die."

by Brandon March 17, 2005

Chriskwanzakuh

(n.) The joint celebration of Christmas, Hannakuh and Kwanzaa. Combines all three major and semi-major holiday wishes (Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa) into one big holiday wish.

Thing 1: Happy Holidays!
Thing 2: Dude, "Happy Holidays" is so lame.
Thing 1: My bad.
Thing 2: You should say "Happy Chriskwanzakuh" instead
Thing 1: "Happy Chryslerwanika!"
Thing 2: ...

by Brandon December 23, 2004

goddamn

I word used in a popular song by Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz.

"Gon skeet skeet skeet skeet goddamn" followed by another "goddamn"

by Brandon January 5, 2004

MightyMex

A boy that is Mexican and is very strong and good looking. Also a trum used to describe sexual pleasure

Damn Pablo you are on fly Mighty Mex.
Jill I will give you some Mighty Mex

by Brandon February 9, 2004

yoop

A counter to the words "What" and "Huh"

"Did you bring it?"
"Bring what?"
"Yoop!"

by Brandon April 13, 2005

pissy drunk

State of being, where you're so drunk that you piss yourself.

He was pissy drunk, even though he only had one beer to drink. Punk.

by Brandon December 1, 2003

Gibby

A person of no importance.

Hey gibby how are you today

by Brandon August 13, 2004