brad slocum's definitions

iplod

an insulting term for any type of apple music device

dillon's an apple whore and got an iplod with "dillon murray master of the universe" laser engraved on it

by Brad Slocum May 13, 2005

ionsulting

a word describing a not particularly insulting phrase

"your mom" is played out and ionsulting

by Brad Slocum May 13, 2004

on time and on top

An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.

Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"

by Brad Slocum July 8, 2006

infoverload

A condition of the human mind caused by excessive information absorbtion, often under some type of stress. Often characterized by increased thought flow, jitteriness, and extreme thirst. Usually not healthy for long periods of time, it can be helpful for limited bursts of work, like cramming for finals or finishing a procrastinated project.

"Hear John passed out the other day?"
"Yeah, during the Bio final?"
"Yeah. Saw him the day before. Looked like infoverload to me."
"Prolly. He's always been a procrastinator...."

by Brad Slocum September 20, 2005

mapple

an insulting term for any Apple company product excluding the ipod (see iplod)

I hate how no public school can aford anything other than mapples

by Brad Slocum February 25, 2005

breacation

(noun) When there is, for whatever, reason, time off from your job or school, and you choose to spend that time away from your home/town. Differs from vacation in that you are not taking extra time off from work/education, but are using the time off given to you to travel.

For the Thanksgiving holiday, I took a breacation to Pennslyvania instead of hanging with my extended family at home.

by Brad Slocum December 28, 2005

crab up the ass

an emotional state usually combining anger, annoyance, nervousness, or pain, in which the person is generally in a bad mood

She was acting like she had a crab up her ass after she didn't win the prom queen nomination.

by Brad Slocum May 30, 2005