brad's definitions

crimp my style

having adverse affect upon one

you living here is "crimping my style"

by brad May 13, 2005

dsl

Dick Sucking Lips, origins unknown

Man, she's got mad DSL.

by Brad May 13, 2005

eli's trick

when a gay man blindfolds a heterosexual male, has a female lure him into a room and has her say she is going to give him a blowjob, when, in fact, the gay man is going to give him a blow job.

man, i was pissed when gay johnny pulled an eli's trick on me last night

by brad March 21, 2004

tragic flaw

Thing that killed almost everyone in almost every play writen more than 200 years ago

Edipus thought he was cool but then he fucked his mom...that was his tragic flaw

by Brad March 12, 2003

pogie

a slang term for korean vagina

hey guys lets go get some pogie tonight

by brad March 4, 2005

chesticle

the pecks of a man

"don't hit me in the chesticles"

by brad November 27, 2003

What the fuck is that Optimized

1. A horrific creation that seems to come from the Neo-Paliolitic era, or just a fucking ugly entity. Usually a fat bitch named Natalie that sits across from you at lunch.

2. The upgrade of What the fuck is that.

We can build it faster, stronger, better. We have the technology to create What the Fuck is That Optimized.

by Brad April 11, 2005