brad's definitions

wazza

a doOd that owns a Landscaping business in QLD.....
wazza... aka warren

Brad: hey WAzza howz it hanging??
WaZ: yeh.... did u fuk teegan?
Brad: yea, she was a dud tho :(

by Brad November 29, 2004

tirbo nigro

1. A Nigro who is fast or quick.

2. A Cool Person

1. Wow Donathan Bailey is quite the Tirbo Nigro!

2. Whats up Tirbo Nigro?

by Brad January 23, 2005

flat

Flat. short for flatulate, or fart. The passing of gas.

Jimmi cracked a mean flat.
I've been cracking flats all day.

by Brad September 8, 2003

Segway

A product that created demand through hype before there was even supply and tricked a bunch of rich dumbasses to buy it, eventhough it's completely worthless.

Maddox completely owned the Segway.

by Brad October 20, 2003

What the fuck is that Optimized

1. A horrific creation that seems to come from the Neo-Paliolitic era, or just a fucking ugly entity. Usually a fat bitch named Natalie that sits across from you at lunch.

2. The upgrade of What the fuck is that.

We can build it faster, stronger, better. We have the technology to create What the Fuck is That Optimized.

by Brad April 11, 2005

eel hands

derived from brad champagne

hands that feel like alligators

bodan has eel hands, grosssssssss

by brad April 18, 2004

weiseling

when tom's mom sucks the cack

gee ms. doherty you r real good at weiseling my cack

by brad December 14, 2004