bowman's definitions

bullwinkle

An excessively hairy penis, like that of a bull or moose.

"It's hard to suck on a bullwinkle without getting hair tangled in your teeth and gettin' stuck!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002

penis captivus

A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far.

"My boyfriend has this paranoid fear of penis captivus so we rarely have orgasms."

by Bowman June 16, 2002

tickler

One who gains sexual gratification from tickling the desired sexual partner, usually on the ribs or feet. Often a foot lover, in which case tickling is a form of fetish.

"He's a total tickler, it's even in his e-mail address."

by Bowman June 16, 2002

poppy

A small, red box which contains snortable cocaine. It resembles a red flask, only with a switch which, when pushed, opens up a small, obscure hole (it is red so it blends in with the rest of the box) which in turn is equipped with a sort of wire salt shaker. When turned upside down, the cocaine is held up by the filter, and by placing the nostril under the filter and snorting, cocaine is accessed to the nose. Very rare find.

A reference to the pleasure of poppies appears in the song "Existential Blues" where the singer expresses, in some of the verses, the pleasure after a long journey provided by a field of poppies.

by Bowman June 16, 2002

speedball

To combine cocaine and heroin in one douse, or a drug in it's own that is a combination of cocaine and heroin, so the desired user can take it at once. Some have termed it a more organized version of speed, which is why it is called "speedball", because it's been packed together organized, with actual care, like it takes care to make a ball.

Most people prefer Speed to Speedball, unless they mistake them."

by Bowman June 16, 2002

tub of lard

A hugely obese person, usually very greasy and not at all psychically fit.

"He's a fat tub of lard."

by Bowman June 16, 2002

privates

A respectful term for testicles or female organs.

Some parents tell their children to wash their privates in the bath.

by Bowman June 16, 2002