bowman's definitions

penis captivus

A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far.

"My boyfriend has this paranoid fear of penis captivus so we rarely have orgasms."

by Bowman June 16, 2002

effing

A variant of "fucking" used on Canadian television, primarily "Royal Canadian Air Farce". Pre-teens have been known to use in when quoting and the term "fucking" comes up in the quotation.

"That's effin' ridiculous!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002

dope

Someone clumsy or foolish, a variant of "dolt".

"You stupid dope!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002

screw

Like fuck, can mean either the act of making love to someone, or an expression of disgust, meaning that one desires to forget, ignore, or cease doing something.

"Oh, fuck this!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002

Warbucket

The scourge gathering site of the earth.

*song(fast)*
It's home to:
Perverts and insomniacs,
Pleasant necronphiliacs,
Americans, Canadians,
Arabs and Acadians,
Don't forget the Swedes and stuff,
For whom buttsekz is not enough,
It's the place where dreams come true
And the goatse man, he's after you.
...*incomplete*

Arrrr. Warbucket be a mighty fine place, If I do say so, myself.

by Bowman December 8, 2003

poppy

A small, red box which contains snortable cocaine. It resembles a red flask, only with a switch which, when pushed, opens up a small, obscure hole (it is red so it blends in with the rest of the box) which in turn is equipped with a sort of wire salt shaker. When turned upside down, the cocaine is held up by the filter, and by placing the nostril under the filter and snorting, cocaine is accessed to the nose. Very rare find.

A reference to the pleasure of poppies appears in the song "Existential Blues" where the singer expresses, in some of the verses, the pleasure after a long journey provided by a field of poppies.

by Bowman June 16, 2002

shibby

A term for mariujana or a joint.

"I bought me a shibby over at Duncan's."

by Bowman June 16, 2002