Definitions by bowman

tub of lard 

A hugely obese person, usually very greasy and not at all psychically fit.

"He's a fat tub of lard."

tub of lard by Bowman June 16, 2002

tickle torture

When a victim is tied up, be it in a rack or with ropes or hand-cuffs, in a strategic method, and tickled mercilessly. Usually, words are written on the victim's feet, and pictures are taken, both still and moving. Rarely does sex occur, although errections and urination may.

"I filmed my girlfriend in tickle torture."

tickle torture by Bowman June 16, 2002

privates 

A respectful term for testicles or female organs.

Some parents tell their children to wash their privates in the bath.

privates by Bowman June 16, 2002

pot 

A term for mariujana of any sort.

"Let's smoke some pot."

pot by Bowman June 16, 2002

tickler 

One who gains sexual gratification from tickling the desired sexual partner, usually on the ribs or feet. Often a foot lover, in which case tickling is a form of fetish.

"He's a total tickler, it's even in his e-mail address."

tickler by Bowman June 16, 2002

dope 

Someone clumsy or foolish, a variant of "dolt".

"You stupid dope!"

dope by Bowman June 16, 2002

penis captivus 

A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far.

"My boyfriend has this paranoid fear of penis captivus so we rarely have orgasms."

penis captivus by Bowman June 16, 2002