Look at that poor bastard over there with the HMW - clearly he's going to be bankrupt by the end of his vacation if he has to travel with that bitch.
by BorisSDT October 27, 2011
The chick that is able to absolutely ruin the coolest of single dude out there and turn him into a frail emotional shell of his former self.
"Where's Jim, how come he never hangs out in the bar anymore?" "Man he got wrapped up with some dudestroyer, all he does is sit at home and cry these days."
by BorisSDT September 10, 2011
An uncle boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 40 - 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.
Gross, look at that uncle boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least double her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.
by BorisSDT August 27, 2011
by BorisSDT March 13, 2011
Contrary to popular belief, American women exhibit far more gold diggerism than their counterparts in South America.
by BorisSDT March 12, 2011
Look at that Swiss bankhole over there in his Ferrari that he got by raping and pillaging the developing world.
by BorisSDT August 27, 2011
A new species originating in Asia of straight "men" who attempt to look as gay as possible, complete with frosted tips, eyeliner, and scarves tied around their necks even in tropical weather. Combining the fashion sense of hipsters with the self absorbtion of doucebags, the fagbagster is often seen in the company of hot Asian women who are dying inside for a real man who spends less time in front of a mirror than they do.
by BorisSDT August 07, 2011