borisSDT's definitions
Fat, balding men with little to no neck, a shaved ape like appearance and minimal intelligence level currently infesting most of Eastern Europe.
Look at that mafia douchebag over there in his 1987 Mercedes that he got by stealing money from the Bulgarian government - that guy should totally be killed immediately.
by BorisSDT June 23, 2011
Get the Mafia Douchebagmug. A new species originating in Asia of straight "men" who attempt to look as gay as possible, complete with frosted tips, eyeliner, and scarves tied around their necks even in tropical weather. Combining the fashion sense of hipsters with the self absorbtion of doucebags, the fagster is often seen in the company of hot Asian women who are dying inside for a real man who spends less time in front of a mirror than they do.
by BorisSDT August 7, 2011
Get the fagstermug. An uncle boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 40 - 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.
Gross, look at that uncle boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least double her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.
by BorisSDT August 27, 2011
Get the uncle bonermug. You gotta hang out in the clubs and bars that cater to foreigners, that's where all the round eye hunters go.
by BorisSDT March 13, 2011
Get the round eye huntermug. Look at that poor bastard over there with the HMW - clearly he's going to be bankrupt by the end of his vacation if he has to travel with that bitch.
by BorisSDT October 27, 2011
Get the HMWmug. The chick that is able to absolutely ruin the coolest of single dude out there and turn him into a frail emotional shell of his former self.
"Where's Jim, how come he never hangs out in the bar anymore?" "Man he got wrapped up with some dudestroyer, all he does is sit at home and cry these days."
by BorisSDT September 10, 2011
Get the Dudestroyermug. A new species originating in Asia of straight "men" who attempt to look as gay as possible, complete with frosted tips, eyeliner, and scarves tied around their necks even in tropical weather. Combining the fashion sense of hipsters with the self absorbtion of doucebags, the fagbagster is often seen in the company of hot Asian women who are dying inside for a real man who spends less time in front of a mirror than they do.
by BorisSDT August 7, 2011
Get the fagbagstermug.