silly salad smut

A sticky salmon with fancy buttons and a vest. (Eat fruit) Also known as an ass clown. Is known to harvest boots and socks in winter.

~Smith's Grocery Store
~Bean sack
~Fish with tumors

by Boots August 03, 2003

pillaging the amish

(verb)
engaging in an activity of senseless enjoyment and dubious legality

Yavonda stole a bunch of cutlery from the farm stall. She totally was pillaging the Amish.

by Boots August 04, 2004

sugardots

a form of a headline that spans two pages, connected by ellipses

At the community newspaper ...
... people did this all the time

by Boots December 01, 2004

nice greg

A congratulatory remark usually given after an especially impressive demonstration of lankiness, i.e. hacking some serious sack.

"Whoa, Nice Greg!"

by Boots April 10, 2004

Throng

The hatred of thong users.

I throng her so bad for thinking that sexy can’t come form a snowsuit.

by Boots May 04, 2022

Butt Sex Train

See BST.

"Grant and Forrest are the masters of the Butt Sex Train, known casually as BST"

by Boots April 26, 2004

slidey

one who is averse to hard work and eager to leave early

He's going home before his shift ends? What a slidey!

by Boots September 24, 2003