bonzai's definitions

vortex

any situation that is or can be messy, disasterous or dangerous.

"you better stay away from that Lisa chick. trust me dude, you don't wanna get caught up in that vortex."

by bonzai March 3, 2005

primed

enthusiastically ready for something, stoked

dude I am so primed for that babefest at Kristy's tonight!

by bonzai February 23, 2005

ROS

short for "right on schedule"

"how are we doing for time? think we'll make our ETA?"

"yep, for sure....ROS baby!"

by Bonzai April 11, 2007

gutterbrain

simply someone whose mind is in the gutter at a particular moment; someone who is preoccupied with sexually explicit thoughts.

- also, the condition of having your mind in the gutter; an instance where sexually graphic thoughts prevails in someone's mind.

"don't be a gutterbrain!"

"my friend, it seems you have a severe case of gutterbrain!"

by bonzai January 15, 2005

Roofitation

The phenomenon of having something stuck to the upper part of the mouth, usually while eating peanut butter.

The peanut butter caused roofitation in my mouth and it was extremely annoying

by Bonzai December 8, 2003

chump down

to put down or undermine someone or their efforts, the opposite of "pump up"

also, to psych out somebody in a negative way

chump down:

"to hell with what they say man....don't ever let anyone chump you down, I know you can pull this off!"

"look man, I know I can chump this guy down...just give me a shot, I know I can get him to fess up!"

by bonzai May 15, 2007

AOS

short for "ahead of schedule"

"we made a pit stop to grab some munchies and gas, and STILL we made it there AOS!"

by Bonzai April 11, 2007