Definitions by bonita applebum
Valentine's Day
an entirely commercial holiday that serves no real purpose. It forces people in relationships to buy each other gifts that at any other time of the year they wouldn't think of buying each other. For the most part these gifts are grossly overpriced and cheaply made. After you spend all this money on gifts you now have to spend some more money on dinner at a fancy restaraunt were the food will probally suck and you will end up stopping at McDonald's later anyway. The one good this about this Holiday...I've you followed all the guidlines and spent the right amount of money, chances are you are going to get lucky!
Nothing says I love you on Valentine's Day like a cute little teddy bear that every single fucking Hallmark store has 500 of in their front window. It's like I didn't even want to try to find you something that you would appreciate. I just picked the first thing with a red heart on it that saw!
Valentine's Day by Bonita Applebum April 9, 2006
dr pepper
The oldest soft drink, came into fruition in 1885. The period was dropped during the 50s. There were never any prunes as a part of the formula, however it is a unique combination of 23 different fruit flavors!
dr pepper by Bonita Applebum February 24, 2006
The Pharcyde
An influential rap quartet from South Central LA. Members include Slim Kid, Fatlip, Bootie Brown and J-Swift. They met on the LA underground club circuit in the late 80s. Their debut album Bizarre Ride II was released in 1991, it went gold. Their second album Labcabincalifornia was released in 1994. It was not as quirky as the first but brilliant none the less. After a 5 years of hearing nothing from the group member Fatlip released a single, "What's Up Fatlip?" The Pharcyde continues to make muss to this day, however because of beef between the members Fatlip is no longer a part of the musical genius that was once The Pharcyde.
The Pharcyde by Bonita Applebum February 24, 2006
hungry buns
When your ass is starving to death and decides to eat up you pants. Usually the result of wearing pants that are way too tight for your fat ass.
hungry buns by Bonita Applebum February 22, 2006
cronkite
cronkite by Bonita Applebum February 12, 2006