gotta swoop

Used when you're leaving an occasion in a fuckin' hurry!

"I gotta swoop, bro'--I forgot to pick up Kathy from the store!"

by bongoman January 04, 2008

ridin' the horn

Performing a sex act similar to ridin' the rod; the dude is on his back, so his erect cock sticks straight up like a saddle horn. His lady aligns her pussy with the ol' woody and sits back in the saddle formed by his crotch and his legs...then she slides up and down his cock, slowly at first, then faster until he's buckin' and fuckin' her ass off...and when they come together, the ride is worth it!

"Hey, man, I wouldn't mind takin' one of those cowgirls for a ride...you know it's cool to be the saddle when she's ridin' the horn."

by bongoman January 15, 2008

hand-slammer

noun; a person who plays hand drums such as bongos, congas, or djembes; so-called because some hand drumming requires literally slamming the hand against the drums to make loud sounds.

Kathy loved watching Brio play the congas during the concert; he was a real hand-slammer.

by bongoman November 07, 2007

bat and balls

noun; another way to describe a man's penis or cock and his stones, and in particular their use during fucking.

"Hey, bro', did you ever to get to swing the ol' bat and balls with her yet?"

"Nah...didn't get a chance."

by bongoman November 07, 2007

bongo brother

a bro', dude or best bud who plays bongos, congas or other hand percussion instruments, especially one with whom you jam, play, or hang with often.

"Hey, man, I want you to meet my bongo brother, Brio--we've played together for over 20 years."

"Yeah, we've been in the band longer than some people have been married!"

by bongoman January 15, 2008

McGwire

A full mustache or 'stache worn in fu manchu style with a goatee, with or without a patch, in the style of former St. Louis Cardinals home-run hitter Mark McGwire.

I got tired of foolin' with a full beard, so I shaved off the sides and turned it into a McGwire.

by bongoman January 15, 2008

get it up and get it on

the act of developing an erection or hard-on for the purpose of intercourse or fucking

I took one look at her and I was ready to get it up and get it on right there, right now...

by bongoman January 01, 2008