bonehead's definitions

Vocabulistics

The study of vocabulary. The one who studies vocabulary is referred to as a vocabulist.

Groot: “I am Groot”
Peter Quill: “wow. That’s just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?”
Rocket: “well, he don’t know talking good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to ‘I’ and ‘am’ and ‘Groot,’ specifically in that order.

by Bonehead September 7, 2021

Levine

Someone with plastered with so many random ass tattoos that by all logic they should look trashy, but they’re so chiseled and hot it’s somehow classy.

Man, I’d totally get my right pec inked cherub but idk if I can pull off a Levine

by Bonehead September 7, 2021

Smellfungus

A pessimist. Someone with a downright depressing attitude who believes the worst will happen or is already happening.

“Good morning, Pooh Bear. If it is a good morning, which I doubt.” - Eeyore, a classic literary smellfungus

by Bonehead September 3, 2021

Yucatán

Peninsula in southeastern Mexico, named after the Mayan phrase meaning “I don’t understand what you’re saying.”

Also known as the Yucatán penisula due to the form resembling a phallus arising from the loins of Mexico.

Cordoba: “Where am I?”
Mayan: “Yucatán.”

Cordoba: “Wow. The Yucatán.”

B.J. “what’s that part of Mexico that looks like a dick?”
Barney: Yucatán. The Yucatán penisula.

by Bonehead September 7, 2021

fornicate the pooch

Fucking the dog

I gota stay home today and fornicate the pooch.

by Bonehead April 8, 2003

Pantyphile

A person with an underwear fetish. Typically one who has color or texture preferences. Dictates what the other person should wear during intercourse.

Girl 1: I’m talking to this guy who doesn’t like black or red underwear
Girl 2: Ew he sounds like a pantyphile

by Bonehead July 23, 2021

flick licker

cunnlingus

johnny's a flick licker

by Bonehead April 8, 2003