Someone with plastered with so many random ass tattoos that by all logic they should look trashy, but they’re so chiseled and hot it’s somehow classy.
by Bonehead September 07, 2021

Peninsula in southeastern Mexico, named after the Mayan phrase meaning “I don’t understand what you’re saying.”
Also known as the Yucatán penisula due to the form resembling a phallus arising from the loins of Mexico.
Also known as the Yucatán penisula due to the form resembling a phallus arising from the loins of Mexico.
Cordoba: “Where am I?”
Mayan: “Yucatán.”
Cordoba: “Wow. The Yucatán.”
B.J. “what’s that part of Mexico that looks like a dick?”
Barney: Yucatán. The Yucatán penisula.
Mayan: “Yucatán.”
Cordoba: “Wow. The Yucatán.”
B.J. “what’s that part of Mexico that looks like a dick?”
Barney: Yucatán. The Yucatán penisula.
by Bonehead September 07, 2021

A pessimist. Someone with a downright depressing attitude who believes the worst will happen or is already happening.
“Good morning, Pooh Bear. If it is a good morning, which I doubt.” - Eeyore, a classic literary smellfungus
by Bonehead September 03, 2021

Groot: “I am Groot”
Peter Quill: “wow. That’s just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?”
Rocket: “well, he don’t know talking good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to ‘I’ and ‘am’ and ‘Groot,’ specifically in that order.
Peter Quill: “wow. That’s just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?”
Rocket: “well, he don’t know talking good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to ‘I’ and ‘am’ and ‘Groot,’ specifically in that order.
by Bonehead September 07, 2021

by Bonehead April 08, 2003
