bonehead's definitions

Pantyphile

A person with an underwear fetish. Typically one who has color or texture preferences. Dictates what the other person should wear during intercourse.

Girl 1: I’m talking to this guy who doesn’t like black or red underwear
Girl 2: Ew he sounds like a pantyphile

by Bonehead July 23, 2021

whereiend

the acest site in the world. featuring songs which are ace

'whereiend is dope' 'how dope' 'SO dope'

by Bonehead October 8, 2003

Vocabulistics

The study of vocabulary. The one who studies vocabulary is referred to as a vocabulist.

Groot: “I am Groot”
Peter Quill: “wow. That’s just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?”
Rocket: “well, he don’t know talking good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to ‘I’ and ‘am’ and ‘Groot,’ specifically in that order.

by Bonehead September 7, 2021

Chitlen

A small child, often in the stage of language development involving repetition of everything you say.

(pl. chitlens)

Chitlen: *drops ice cream cone* “motherfucker!”

Mom: “Where did you learn to say that?!”
Dad: *meaningful gaze and head shake*
Chitlen: Not from Daddy!

by Bonehead July 23, 2021

Flak cannon

A fearsome yellow weapon that shoots metal shards with high speed. Alternate fire launches a ball shaped grenade which has a smile painted on it.

Dude1: Stop spamming the flak man!
Dude2: omg whiner lololol

by bonehead November 17, 2004

bonehead

ace guitarist and inventor of websites. possibly black and/or jewish.

'arrite bonehead?'
'bonehead'

by Bonehead October 8, 2003

FtUC

(F)uck (T)he (Ü)ber (C)lans

Man the FtUC assault squad is good...

by bonehead November 17, 2004