bonehead's definitions

Bobo Theory

Named after the "famed" loser of many arguments, Matthew "Bobo" Gearhart. To execute the Bobo Theory is to give the impression of a concession in an unwinnable argument, thereby saving yourself the valuable time that continued arguing would have wasted. The person executing the Bobo Theory successfully tends to be the winner, no matter what the true outcome of the useles argument would have been.

"Sure, I like that thing you said that time about that stuff and that place. Good work."

by Bonehead March 20, 2003

bonehead

ace guitarist and inventor of websites. possibly black and/or jewish.

'arrite bonehead?'
'bonehead'

by Bonehead October 8, 2003

Frost Gheeman

The evil twin of Ghost Freeman.

I'm Frost muahahahah!!!!

by bonehead November 17, 2004

Vert der Ferk

The Swedish Chef coined translation of W.T.F., appropriate for incognito cursing around small children, marionettes, puppets or on television. It’s use is frowned upon in IKEA where Swedish vernacular is commonplace.

IKEA: “we’re ert of der meatballs.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”

by Bonehead September 7, 2021

fornicate the pooch

Fucking the dog

I gota stay home today and fornicate the pooch.

by Bonehead April 8, 2003

Mannerheim

A chinese form of art.

I shall now paint a mannerheim.

by bonehead November 17, 2004

snapping the carrot

Jerking off, dumb ass

joey's snapping the carrot again

by Bonehead April 8, 2003