Father Figure

Something you do not have, and have waited thousands of years for, because he said hes "getting milk". Almost nobody had them come back, and when they are back, they are loving, and the child is a gigachad.

I just looked up father figure because i dont have one.

by bolivari May 25, 2023

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my brother

my brother: "pretend this is gibberish okay"

me: "BRO STFU DUMBASS YOU SOUND LIKE FUCKING COC MUSIC AT MAX VOLUME DUMBASS COUNT TO 20"

by bolivari July 22, 2023

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asexual

being a man of the homies

"Why does he rehject everyone? Hes literally the best here!"

"hes asexual bro stfu"

by bolivari July 22, 2023

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Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

A psychological disorder, mainly in children, caused by an addiction to the "Skibidi Toilet" trend, a very cringy one. It only really harms psychological development, as seen in people who have been able to share whats happening with their siblings.

"bro my brother wont stop going inside this trash can and singing some dead meme song what is happening"
"he has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome from what im guessing"

by bolivari September 03, 2023

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