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Definitions by bojzzle

Carolina Faceplant 

When you're doing a girl from behind, and she has her hands up against the wall. You take one of your hands and swat both of her hands out of the way and then she goes smack into the wall.
I gave ya mama the carolina faceplant the other day. Don't give me that bullshit that yo daddy hit er!
Carolina Faceplant by bojzzle June 12, 2010

beat a taco

*Dude I beat a taco last Friday.

*Imma beat her taco tonight.
beat a taco by bojzzle April 21, 2010

Andy Johnson 

so you take the banana and slip it over your andy johnson
Andy Johnson by bojzzle March 6, 2010

Cucu Milkshake 

A milkshake made with Ice Cream and Latina Pussy. What happens is you go to a mexican ice cream store you ask for a cucu milkshake and they spread their legs over the blender and jill off, while fingering out some of the "Cucu juice" or as they call it "jugo de cucu" Then they add ice cream to it and blend it and voila! Cucu Milkshake!
Jack: Every time I go to mexico, I often go to bang the finest Latinas. MMM mmm. Psst..don't tell my wife. My favorite part about it is eating their wet pussy, and tasting the juice. Now, I want to share the juice with you! With my all new Cucu Milkshake. It's very authentic, with ice cream and fresh Latina Cucu. How you doin?
Cucu Milkshake by bojzzle April 9, 2009
A dentist's code for feeling up your titties. If you get a horny dentist, he'll ask to check your TMJ and then he'll touch you inappropriately.

Dentist: Cindy, let me check your TMJ

Cindy: ok...

(Dentist feels her up)

Cindy: NOOOOOOOOO!! I have a boyfriend!!
TMJ by bojzzle April 1, 2009

Disney Relationship 

A relationship where a girl finds a "handsome prince" that "treats her like a princess" and "they live happily ever after" The chances of finding a relationship like this are slim to none, probably because guys will be guys and they dont believe in that bullshit.

Girls all search for them all their lives, but are going to have to accept that Disney is pure fake and the world doesn't work like that.
She be hatin, shit!
cuz she be fiendin for disney relationships
Disney Relationship by bojzzle October 13, 2007
pronounced ee-gah

what chinese people say when they're on the verge of busting a nut/ovary. Chinese version of the phrase "omg im coming!!
(chinese people fucking)

chick: ahh ahhh ayyyyy ahhh kwaa kwaaaa!

dude: ahh ahh iga! IGA! IGA IGA IGA!! (busts on her face)
iga by bojzzle September 29, 2007