AOL instant messenger sex. just like phone sex except your sending pics and messages.
xprosportx: I gotta jack off, man
cyco bitch23: Oh shit, youre gonna make me cum. UHHHHH!!!UHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH YEAH!!!
xprosportx: OH SHIT!!! I just fuckin jizzed all over the keyboard.
cycobitch23: me too!
pimpin, prostitution, ballin, etc.
"In hollywood they say, theres no business like showbusiness. In the hood we say, there's no business like ho business, BITCH!!!"--50 cent (P.I.M.P)
A relationship where a girl finds a "handsome prince" that "treats her like a princess" and "they live happily ever after" The chances of finding a relationship like this are slim to none, probably because guys will be guys and they dont believe in that bullshit.
Girls all search for them all their lives, but are going to have to accept that Disney is pure fake and the world doesn't work like that.
She be hatin, shit!
cuz she be fiendin for disney relationships
Buy a
Disney Relationship
mug!
preppish for "Oh my God"
omigod! itotallywalkedinonmyboyfriend I cantbelievehes TOTALLY like..tryingtogetabiggerdick becausehes NEVER goingtogetone. IthinkIshouldjustbreakupwithhimforthat.
another way of saying "bullshit"
Joe: ey teacher, I forgot my homework because my neighbor jizzed on it!
Teacher: Oh, boulder dash!
Type of weed that has spots of orange in it. Sometimes will make you horny.
DAAAAAYYUUM. That california orange is some good shit man. Wheres that bakery slut so I can get a nut off?
Buy a
California Orange
mug!
Lets look at these definitions here. You see, blonde people dont become stupid JUST because of their hair color. For some strange reason the vast majority of people are attracted to blondes, and then they hit on them. After a while, the guys start trying and trying and trying to seduce them by giving them gifts and crap like that, which gives the girl the idea that she can have any man she wants, so she wont have to try hard in life. Stupid people are known to have little learning experiences. When a person gets everything they want, they have few learning experiences, making them stupid. It is not because of the hair dyes, or genetics, or whatever. It is THE HUMAN SOCIETY that is spoiling our blondes, which is making them really stupid.
I would appreciate the next few definitions to add on to "Bojizzles blonde theory."
