dig it

Like it at an extreme level

Damn I hella dig it when my bitch sucks all the jizz outta my dick when im bussin

by bojzzle September 10, 2006

blonde

Lets look at these definitions here. You see, blonde people dont become stupid JUST because of their hair color. For some strange reason the vast majority of people are attracted to blondes, and then they hit on them. After a while, the guys start trying and trying and trying to seduce them by giving them gifts and crap like that, which gives the girl the idea that she can have any man she wants, so she wont have to try hard in life. Stupid people are known to have little learning experiences. When a person gets everything they want, they have few learning experiences, making them stupid. It is not because of the hair dyes, or genetics, or whatever. It is THE HUMAN SOCIETY that is spoiling our blondes, which is making them really stupid.

I would appreciate the next few definitions to add on to "Bojizzles blonde theory."

by bojzzle September 18, 2004

iga

pronounced ee-gah

what chinese people say when they're on the verge of busting a nut/ovary. Chinese version of the phrase "omg im coming!!

(chinese people fucking)

chick: ahh ahhh ayyyyy ahhh kwaa kwaaaa!

dude: ahh ahh iga! IGA! IGA IGA IGA!! (busts on her face)

by bojzzle September 15, 2007

AIM sex

AOL instant messenger sex. just like phone sex except your sending pics and messages.

xprosportx: I gotta jack off, man

cyco bitch23: Oh shit, youre gonna make me cum. UHHHHH!!!UHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH YEAH!!!

xprosportx: OH SHIT!!! I just fuckin jizzed all over the keyboard.

cycobitch23: me too!

by bojzzle October 08, 2004

TMJ

A dentist's code for feeling up your titties. If you get a horny dentist, he'll ask to check your TMJ and then he'll touch you inappropriately.

Dentist: Cindy, let me check your TMJ

Cindy: ok...

(Dentist feels her up)

Cindy: NOOOOOOOOO!! I have a boyfriend!!

by bojzzle April 01, 2009

Go Own HD

To physically attack ones parental units when they try to discipline them.

Own HD's mom: Im taking away your playstation for the bike helmet tickets you got, Josh!

Own HD: NO MOM!!! (starts punching her in the head)

^this is what we call to "GO Own HD" on someone

by bojzzle June 15, 2007

push

slang for drive FAST. Just driving isnt enough. Pushing it is pushing the speed limit, or going at least 15 MPH over the speed limit.

J driving at 100 MPH: Hey dawg, look at that, you see how hard im pushing that?!!.... whats that smell? OH FUCK THE PIECE IS ON FIRE!!! (blows up)

by bojzzle October 03, 2004