bogart's definitions

ka-slap-clap

noise made when two fat people have sex in space... or in zero gravity.... fat colliding with fat

ka-slap-clap!
ka-slap-clap!
* ok now i'm tired, i think i'll make a sandwitch.

by bogart March 7, 2005

Bogart

One bad mutha that you don't wanna mess with!

Oh snaps! Look out! It's Bogart!

by Bogart July 30, 2003

oberling

term used to define one who hogs or is stingy with cocain. similar to a bogart

you're such an oberling, now cut me a line damn it

by bogart March 7, 2005

domocile

the opposite of a herman handshake in which the object on the womans head falls off due to excessive roundness

i wanted a herman handshake but her head was to pointed and all i got was a domocile

by bogart March 6, 2005

suck the dole

term used to describe someone who sucks cock. derogitory insult both to the person and the bannana.

dude, quit suckin the dole....

by bogart May 13, 2005

crystal whore

one who appears to be addicted to crystal meth, however; only collects it and never uses it... or rarely uses it and turns into a complete ass.

quit being such a crystal whore and give me some.

by bogart March 7, 2005

Jib

to come splatter a persons face...

i jibbed so hard her head got stuck to the pillow

by bogart May 13, 2005