Understanding the Couch

A state of being or acceptance achieved after friend/s have ruined a possession or piece of furniture via sexual activity.
See that frown, Lil Mike and Matt understand the couch real well.
by Bogart December 02, 2004
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closet junky

one who use drugs on a regular basis (recreationaly), but will not admit to friends or family that he/she is addicted... one who does drugs in private, not with friends.
stop being a closet junky, everyone knows what you do in your spare time.
by bogart March 07, 2005
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kanter

Dude, I just rolled the nicest Kanter, lets get high.
by Bogart April 13, 2005
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