bobby's definitions

Maxo

A short but fat Jew.

Man that Maxo was funny lookin

by Bobby March 2, 2004

bruise

a new term for sex

denting them thighs

by bobby December 19, 2003

kupu

Nickname for Computer or CPU

My Kupu has about 2.6 Gigahertz, how about your Kupu?

by Bobby October 26, 2003

sexy decoy

1. A common term used by Maury Povitch on his syndicated television show "Maury" describing an actress who is hired to put guests in difficult, sexually tense, situations in order to prove the guests' infidelity to their mates.

Usually narrated by Maury Povitch: "We've set up a sexy decoy with Eric. Lets see what happens."

by Bobby June 2, 2004

swoit

Something that is awesome. Ethnic Australian corruption of wordsweet/word, frequently heard when talking about cars.

My Monaro man, it swoit moit.

by bobby March 13, 2003

Discondonkulated

1. One's mental state immediately following a severe "Donkey Punch". Symptoms include slurred speach, lazy eyes, and occasional loss of bowel control.

That bitch was so discondokulated, she couldn't dial 9111

by BOBBY September 19, 2003

desf

someones cat goes to the moon and dosen't bring tanning lotion.

(talking to someone) I'm sorry i heard about your desf.

by bobby May 7, 2005