bob vila's definitions

Waldenshmack

Something so cool that you cant even imagine because theres nothing cooler!

Holy @#$% dude!!, that's Waldenshmack!!

by Bob Vila June 23, 2004

hurtin loser

a hurtin loser is a big fag, these people often stick fingers in their asses, sometime they even go for the whole fist.
sometimes these people call for other hurtin losers so they can feel better

EX. Hurtin losers called and they want you.

This can apply to anyting. Another example is

Hurtin hockeygames called and they want this on or every hockey game in creston is hurtin so it doesnt matter

by bob vila January 23, 2005

Shit-Fucker

one kid in our school that goes to party's and takes peoples 2.6's,

they also stick penis's in other guys poop
hence the shitfucker part of this

that guy is such a shitfucker

by bob vila January 24, 2005

Jack Snyder

name for an outstanding golfer

"wow i played like Jack Snyder today honey , now give me sum dam dinner."

by Bob Vila April 13, 2005

fuckrod

1: Someone who acts like a fucking idiot in such a way that it causes problems for others.
2: Anyone who engages in teamkilling, cheating, exploiting or just being an all around idiot in online firstperson shooters.
See also: Fucktard and Gayrod

We can't get up the fucking beach because that guy is 0-34 and he insists on using our only fucking sniper rifle. What a fuckrod!!!

by Bob Vila March 2, 2004

Ruben

see skank A $2.00 whore that attends rio mesa high school. He makes a living off prostituiton.

ruben=jeremy's bitch

by bob vila May 30, 2003

JackHammered

When some one utilizes thier dick as a jackhammer and pounds it against your forehead until it bleeds.

I got jackhammer dick.

by Bob Vila May 28, 2003