bob hastle's definitions

briar patch

the name given to the ugliest boys in the bunch....the raddish out of all the apples and plums

Look at that raddish straight outta the briar patch

by bob hastle February 20, 2005

popcorn fart

wen you have to fart for a very long period of time and it builds up in the buttox and you let go a egg smell and it feels like the popcorn exploded...and it burns like hell

it was hotter than a popcorn fart last night

by bob hastle February 14, 2004

hobbit

you call someone a hobbit...when they are always quiet and it is like dating a moss coverd rock

My ex boyfriend was a mutant hobbit

by bob hastle February 20, 2005

pussy hump

-when a women has an upper hump and a lower hump in ones stomache and the lower hump is a pussy hump

i have to lift my wifes pussy hump during sex

by bob hastle February 20, 2004

dumbo ears

fat person that wears a thong...and the but cheecks flap around(usually said by male partner)

hun your ass looks like dumbo ears!!

by bob hastle February 20, 2004

sarnick

a person who is considered an evil bitch who went out with your boyfriend and is still obsessed with him....she is usully nerdy and has fat legs...

That girl sarah is my boyfriend*s sarnick!!!

by bob hastle February 21, 2005