Tossers Twitch

A nervous twitch suffered by wankers who are just about to spurt their jizz

A first time wanker who has not yet used his cock to feel the inside of a womans mouth, ass or pussy

by Bob March 26, 2005

Sponge Bog Square Head

A very rare species known to Earl Haig only, whose scientific name is bigussucksuptoteacherus

only one left known to man..... romanian..... how ironic
bogdan

by bob January 16, 2004

Dangerous-dave

a persons who acts as if he is the smartest person in the world and treats other people like shit. also who invites themself to your house when you dont even like them.

Dave is acting like a dangerous dave with his big mole.

by Bob March 15, 2005

Cesium

A gay pussy who plays online games in his shack at night. He has planes which he likes to stroke in his rocking chair.

Au no!!! CESIUM OWNED JOO!!

by Bob October 30, 2004

strom thurmond

Old shit.

Damn, Strom Thurmond is one fat strom thurmond.

by Bob January 20, 2003

snapok

A kind of queer bait; one issue of Modern Bride away from the full sex change.

No one will ever use this word.

by Bob April 05, 2005

the horns

A hand gesture in which the pinky and index fingers are raised. This is different from the American Sign Language gesture for "I Love You" in that the thumb is tucked in; and different from the sign of the evil eye in that the fingers are pointed upwards. Usually used in celebration of something or other.

"Jesus Christ threw up the horns?"-Tycho Brahe, penny-arcade.com.

by Bob August 23, 2004