Definitions by bluestinger66

seashells she sells by the sheesore 

When you try to say “She sells seashells by the seashore” too fast your tongue gets twisted

Teacher: Try to say this, ‘She sells seashells by the seashore’."

Boy’s first try: "Seashells She sells by the sheesore ..."

Teacher (laughing): Aren’t you a big fan of tongue twisters? Try again."

Boy’s second try: "She sells seashells by the seashore. She sells seashells by the seashore."

Teacher (clapping his hands): "Yay, you did it! Now practice this tongue twister at home and tomorrow I want to hear your progress."

seashells she sells by the sheesore by bluestinger66 August 11, 2022

Coo Clucks Clan

Another spelling for Ku Klux Klan

When I first heard the word “Ku Klux Klan” in school, I was spelling it as “Coo Clucks Clan.” My history teacher thought I was making a joke, then he corrected me.

Coo Clucks Clan by bluestinger66 August 11, 2022

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 

The English alphabet

I can type the alphabet forwards, backwards, and all mixed up: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba aiueokgsztdnhbpmyrwfvlcjqx ...

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz by bluestinger66 August 6, 2022

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyznowiknowmyabcsnexttimewontyousingwithme 

Alphabet song

Boys (in singing class): We can sing really fast: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyznowiknowmyabcsnexttimewontyousingwithme.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyznowiknowmyabcsnexttimewontyousingwithme by bluestinger66 August 6, 2022

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcbabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 

The best word for speed-typing

Boy: Do you wanna race?

Friend: Yeah, sure!

Boy: Then watch me type: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

Friend: Now watch me: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp.

Boy: Now I’m gonna beat you, you big mean bully. Watch me! Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcbabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz! I’m the best! You’ll never beat me!

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcbabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz by bluestinger66 August 4, 2022

Casio

A brand that makes keyboards, digital pianos, calculators and watches

Guy 1: What kind of watch do you have?

Guy 2: I think it’s a Casio G-Shock, but I don’t exactly know.

Casio by bluestinger66 August 4, 2022

qaywsxedcrfvtgbzhnujmikolp

Qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp written on a Czech or Slovak keyboard

Girl: What are you looking for?

Boy: Qaywsxedcrfvtgbzhnujmikolp.

Girl. I think you have the keyboard layout set to German.

Boy: Oh, right.

qaywsxedcrfvtgbzhnujmikolp by bluestinger66 August 4, 2022