This is something what happens when you’ve already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq or even qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf and you can’t think of anything, so you spice it up a bit by starting from the first letter on the bottom row of letters on the keyboard and the last letter on the top row, then you press the second letter on the bottom row and the second-to-last letter on the top row, and soon.
A: “I’m bored.”
B: “Why?”
A: “zpxocivubyntmraeswdqflgkhj.”
B: “Oh, so you want to say that you can’t think of another great combination of alphabet letters or keys on the keyboard? I’m amazed.”
B: “Why?”
A: “zpxocivubyntmraeswdqflgkhj.”
B: “Oh, so you want to say that you can’t think of another great combination of alphabet letters or keys on the keyboard? I’m amazed.”
by bluestinger66 May 24, 2023
When you don’t know what to do while you’re waiting for your teacher to enter the classroom, you type the numbers, the whole alphabet, and finally the symbols on the US International keyboard plus some additional symbols.
Susan: Do you have your homework done?
Charles: Yes, and now I don’t have anything to do.
Susan: Then open your laptop and type something into Google’s search engine!
Charles’s fingers: 1234567890abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz~`!¡¹@²#³$¤£%€^ & * (‘)’-_¥=+×÷{«}»;:¶°'"´¨\|¬¦,<.>/?¿µ§ˇ˘˛˙˝¸©®™‰
Susan: What’re you doing? Google can’t look up such a long word, even if there are lots of symbols in there! Try looking up, for example, abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcbamnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq. No, let’s make it shorter: acegikmoqsuwybdfhjlnprtvxz.
Charles: Okay, I’ll look up something like ... um ... zmynxbwvvcuxtzslrkqjphognfmdlskajpiohigufyetdrcebwaq.
Charles: Yes, and now I don’t have anything to do.
Susan: Then open your laptop and type something into Google’s search engine!
Charles’s fingers: 1234567890abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz~`!¡¹@²#³$¤£%€^ & * (‘)’-_¥=+×÷{«}»;:¶°'"´¨\|¬¦,<.>/?¿µ§ˇ˘˛˙˝¸©®™‰
Susan: What’re you doing? Google can’t look up such a long word, even if there are lots of symbols in there! Try looking up, for example, abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcbamnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq. No, let’s make it shorter: acegikmoqsuwybdfhjlnprtvxz.
Charles: Okay, I’ll look up something like ... um ... zmynxbwvvcuxtzslrkqjphognfmdlskajpiohigufyetdrcebwaq.
by bluestinger66 August 16, 2022
The six phases of cell division - interphase, prophase, metaphase, anaphase, telophase and cytokinesis
Teacher: Does anyone of you know a way how to remember the six phases of cell division?
Little kid: I ... pee mat ... see?
Teacher: Who are you? And how did you know IPMATC is exactly the acronym I wanted to hear?
Little kid: Look!
Teacher: Oh ...
Me: Ugh ... you really did pee on that mat, huh?
Little kid: I ... pee mat ... see?
Teacher: Who are you? And how did you know IPMATC is exactly the acronym I wanted to hear?
Little kid: Look!
Teacher: Oh ...
Me: Ugh ... you really did pee on that mat, huh?
by bluestinger66 August 19, 2022
6 Cell Organelles
• Nucleus. Known as the cell’s “command center,” the nucleus is a large organelle that stores the cell’s DNA (deoxyribonucleic acid). ...
• Ribosomes. Ribosomes are the protein factories of the cell. ...
• Endoplasmic reticulum. The endoplasmic reticulum can either be smooth or rough, and in general its function is to produce proteins for the rest of the cell to function. The rough endoplasmic reticulum has on it ribosomes, which are small, round organelles whose function it is to make those proteins.
• Golgi apparatus. The Golgi apparatus, or Golgi complex, functions as a factory in which proteins received from the ER are further processed and sorted for transport to their eventual destinations: lysosomes, the plasma membrane, or secretion. In addition, glycolipids and sphingomyelin are synthesized within the Golgi.
• Chloroplasts. Chloroplasts produce energy through photosynthesis and oxygen-release processes, which sustain plant growth and crop yield. As such, chloroplasts are responsible for the biosynthesis of active compounds such as amino acids, phytohormones, nucleotides, vitamins, lipids, and secondary metabolites.
• Mitochondria. Mitochondria are membrane-bound cell organelles (mitochondrion, singular) that generate most of the chemical energy needed to power the cell’s biochemical reactions. Chemical energy produced by the mitochondria is stored in a small molecule called adenosine triphosphate (ATP).
• Nucleus. Known as the cell’s “command center,” the nucleus is a large organelle that stores the cell’s DNA (deoxyribonucleic acid). ...
• Ribosomes. Ribosomes are the protein factories of the cell. ...
• Endoplasmic reticulum. The endoplasmic reticulum can either be smooth or rough, and in general its function is to produce proteins for the rest of the cell to function. The rough endoplasmic reticulum has on it ribosomes, which are small, round organelles whose function it is to make those proteins.
• Golgi apparatus. The Golgi apparatus, or Golgi complex, functions as a factory in which proteins received from the ER are further processed and sorted for transport to their eventual destinations: lysosomes, the plasma membrane, or secretion. In addition, glycolipids and sphingomyelin are synthesized within the Golgi.
• Chloroplasts. Chloroplasts produce energy through photosynthesis and oxygen-release processes, which sustain plant growth and crop yield. As such, chloroplasts are responsible for the biosynthesis of active compounds such as amino acids, phytohormones, nucleotides, vitamins, lipids, and secondary metabolites.
• Mitochondria. Mitochondria are membrane-bound cell organelles (mitochondrion, singular) that generate most of the chemical energy needed to power the cell’s biochemical reactions. Chemical energy produced by the mitochondria is stored in a small molecule called adenosine triphosphate (ATP).
by bluestinger66 November 08, 2022
I learned the names of the notes and their solfège syllables. I can play them on the piano and sing them at the same time: cdodreemiffagsolalabticdo.
by bluestinger66 March 21, 2023
by bluestinger66 April 10, 2023
Turkey got its name when it became a republic in October 2023. Its full name is Türkiye Cumhuriyeti (pronounced: tur-kee-yeh joom-hoo-ree-yeh-tee). In 2021, however, the spelling changed from “Turkey” to “Türkiye.”
by bluestinger66 May 06, 2024