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Crysis

An Over hyped piece of shit game. Many geeks fail to realize that the game is not worth upgrading for and is simply just another typical fps.
Geek: DID YOU PLAY CRYSIS YET?

Dude: Nah I play good games like half-life 2 that are actually able to run on normal pc's.
by bluemuffin May 30, 2009
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The Onion

An annoying ass web site that posts fake articles.
Yet another "The Onion" article was posted on digg. Some users were tricked into believing the fake published content.
by bluemuffin June 7, 2009
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Cloud Computing

A term that basically describes the many loss of IT jobs.

Back in the good ol' days, manpower was required to get work done. These days, you just need a bunch of Indians (From India) who follow a scripted business model, and offer, or at least what they consider, a "service".

The large volume of third-world competition has not only decimated industry-level wages by about 40%, but has also eliminated thousands of previously existing jobs.

Simply put, if you are considering a career in IT, stay away! All of us who are now in IT are wishing we had chosen a different career path as we do not know if there will be a career for us in the long-term.
2008 (new student intake class) - professor speaking: "There are MANY jobs in IT! You will all start at over $60,000 per year! STARTING! You kids were smart to make this choice!

2011 (graduates) - outcome: Average starting wages fell to around 35-40k per year.

"Gee golly, sir, I sure do love being taken advantage of by my employer due to the shitty economic climate!"

Another example:
A student looks for a job, only to discover that all "junior" entry-level positions, require 3-5 years of industry-level experience. Life is so not fair sometimes.

A dude gets rejected after his 4th interview for requesting a livable wage:
"cloud computing can kiss my ass!"
by bluemuffin June 11, 2012
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Www.niggamonth.com

Www.niggamonth.com is a website that has the rules of black history month
“Do you know where to find the rules of black history month?” “Yeah just go to www.niggamonth.com”
by BlueMuffin February 1, 2023
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Fallout 3

A piece of crap game that is an insult to the previous games that came out before it.

Players who never played fallout love it, but players who played the first 2 hated it because almost everything about fallout 3 sucks. Especially the voice acting and horrible horrible dialogue.
Dude: Dude lets play fallout 3!
Other Dude: You mean oblivion?

Dude: PSHH whats the difference!
by bluemuffin May 29, 2009
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