bluebear 's definitions

motherflubber

motherflubber a non vulgar non offensive alternative to motherfucker when the use of motherfucker is inappropriate or unwanted

my neighbors dog shit on my porch and he refuses to clean it up what a motherflubber

by bluebear May 17, 2020

monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 9, 2021

what the french toast

a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted

my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking

by bluebear July 30, 2024

poopying

poopying the process of eliminating solid waste from the body

i got a hold of some rancid food this morning and spent all day poopying my pants

by bluebear June 2, 2020

swirly

swirly pushing someones head in a toilet and flushing it

the school bully gave his victim a swirly pushing his head in the toilet and flushing the toilet on his victims head this morning what a site it was everyone laughing when it happened

by bluebear September 3, 2022

fuse

a one time use over current device often found in older homes electronics cars and other applications once blown is non resettable and must be replaced

i blown 3 fuses went down to the cellar to replace them but i had no fuses and i had to go the hardware store get fuses what a hassle fuses are

by bluebear February 5, 2025

head dick

head dick is a person who is in charge of a group or is the boss of a company

due to mismanagement and poor performance of his company the head dick fired his general manager

by bluebear January 4, 2023