blue ship's definitions

you're my wife now dave

the catchphrase of the league of gentlemens apocolypse character papa lazarous. a very strange creation who i myself idolise

papa say you're my wife now dave

by blue ship October 1, 2006

dog end

a dog end is the tastiest part of a cigarette as far as most tramps in nottingham are concerned. to find one a tramp, someone like my mate the freak, would go to a bus station or hospital and wait like a vulture for every dog end of every smoker around. people like this get millions of pounds in benefits each week but they never buy cigarettes just fag papers to roll up their latest dirty nubs

if only you could see my ash tray freak, it is full of cleaner dog ends

by blue ship October 5, 2006

kagool

a kagool is a waterproof top worn by hikers and sheep shaggers all over the united kingdom.

a kagool is usually bright orange.

by blue ship September 30, 2006

rotherham united

a south yorkshire football team of scrap metal merchants who play in a scrapyard

rotherham united nil

by blue ship September 8, 2006

my mate

someone you introduce to others when you really ain't got a clue who they are

do you wanna be my mate

by blue ship October 1, 2006

george w bush

what i call my penis on an impotent day

come on george w bush get up you lazy little man

by blue ship September 30, 2006

frigadoo

to frigadoo is to use your middle two fingers on one hand and shove them up your arse,right into a steaming colon of shit.

did you frigadoo today

by blue ship October 1, 2006