bullshit handshake

when you go in for a whole, good handshake, they grab the very finger tips of your hand like they`re the fucking queen of england!

Its called the bullshit handshake because it is just that: a bullshit handshake!

I got a bullshit handshake today in church

by blu3hat February 19, 2011

j4ker

A j4ker (pronounced "jacker") is someone that uses "jk" or any other abbriviation in txting, comments, email, youtube, pretty much fucking anywhere.

abriviation for j4ker: jkr (only for you j4kers out there!)

J4ker: lolroflmfao jkjkjkjkjkjkj lolololololololo omg wtf bbq! :-D ^_____^

regular guy: Yo man, what the hell are you saying? You stupid j4ker!

j4ker: i b no jkr! *___* mf! :-D

by blu3hat October 07, 2010

floppy disc

a floppy vagina with a lot of skin; the crappy kind

guy: Shit man! My girlfriend has a fucking floppy disc!!
man: hahahahah! sucks fo you!

by blu3hat July 25, 2010

yank out

like pull out but faster

To yank out means giving her no time to react until jizzing on her face

by blu3hat July 25, 2010

mount

when bored in class you put your desk on the chair of the person sitting in front of you and say aloud "MOUNT!" get the entire class to mount

yesterday I mounted kat's chair
MOUNT!

by blu3hat January 26, 2011

T___T

txt for angry glare and straight face

-your ugly

--T___T

-my eyes!!

by blu3hat October 09, 2010

fd;au

face down; ass up

A sexually arousing picture of a woman with her face down on a surface (bed, floor etc.) and her ass straight up in the air.

referred to as "face down; ass up" also fd;au

by blu3hat May 06, 2013