blossombaby 's definitions

ass stone

A chunk of shit up under the rim of your asshole that skids your draws and eventually drops out once you get to walking.

I cant wear a thong cuz I gots a ass stone be working its way out

by blossombaby December 23, 2013

hill fuck

lower than a red neck. white trash to the max.

Example.."when my brother Larry and I tied the knot Bambi, the hill fuck, wore purple stilettos with her ass slopping over the top of her not-so-skinny jeans.

by blossombaby December 23, 2013

cratch

a ripe crotch in need of a good scrub

Why won't Jimmy wash his stanky assed cratch?

by blossombaby December 23, 2013

P. A. M...

P. A. M...means an acronym for bad karm resulting from cheating on your wife and getting divorced to wake up one day and realize your barfly, skank hoe (now your third wife who is on her fifth + husband) is a bigger bitch (with more bullshit) than your ex wife. And that said whore-turned-wife is a money-grubbiing narcissistic sociopath who barks out orders while glued to her cell phone.. And that you agreed to a dissolution giving your ex virtually everything with lifetime alimoney for a Tinder-fished, hillbilly P. A. M... That's karma.

"Karma has a name, P. A. M... , " said an ex-husband realizing he fucked himself sIx-ways-to Sunday ditching his family to marry hoe, retread, bottom-feeder P. A. M...

P. A. M... is defined as another name for retribution caused by bad choices that hurt others.

by blossombaby December 2, 2021

Slappy-assed

Piss-poor work.

Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means

Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means

by blossombaby December 2, 2021

Junk Monkey

Hoarder who can't stay still long enough to through the crap out. Junk piles everywhere.

I was at Liz's house yesterday, man she's a junk monkey.

by blossombaby June 14, 2011

gasser

Breaking wind gone toxic

Granny let out a gasser that done chocked us all up.

by blossombaby December 23, 2013