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ass stone

A chunk of shit up under the rim of your asshole that skids your draws and eventually drops out once you get to walking.
I cant wear a thong cuz I gots a ass stone be working its way out
by blossombaby December 23, 2013
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Slappy-assed

Piss-poor work.

Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means
Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means
by blossombaby December 2, 2021
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marthTalanul

a language created by Martha Aguilar; its slur english and emojicons
i understood the language of marthTalanul, it isnt an easy language.
by blossombaby August 22, 2022
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bone be dead

"My man's bone be dead an I got to get me some."

"Dr. Kaz be givin' my honey some C-Alice cuz his bone be dead."

"Oh honey..my coochie be cryin' cuz my man's bone be dead."
by blossombaby August 9, 2012
mugGet the bone be deadmug.

cratch

a ripe crotch in need of a good scrub
Why won't Jimmy wash his stanky assed cratch?
by blossombaby December 23, 2013
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PPP&P

PPPP stands for: Piss Poor Planning & Performance.

That means a person is reckless, haphazard, negligent and ignorant on purpose because he does stupid shit that causes major problems due to not thinking things through, learning from mistakes or even giving a flying fuck.
"Everything my ex did showed his style of PPP&P., I said mentioning how my ex got drunk, was violent and got thrown in jail...again. And, how he guesstimated shit wasting money and time ( 5 back-to-back trips to the hardware store) just to end up racing to the Emergency because he didn't think about how winging-it on a repair would end with him slicing off a chunk of his hand )(gushing blood) while he was home alone with his newborn. And, that he would end up leaving blood-spattered everywhere with no indication of what happened . And, that driving while gushing blood would result in him walking into the emergency room, lugging his baby, then passing out in the lobby before giving his name and information. Wtf?
by blossombaby December 2, 2021
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P. A. M...

P. A. M...means an acronym for bad karm resulting from cheating on your wife and getting divorced to wake up one day and realize your barfly, skank hoe (now your third wife who is on her fifth + husband) is a bigger bitch (with more bullshit) than your ex wife. And that said whore-turned-wife is a money-grubbiing narcissistic sociopath who barks out orders while glued to her cell phone.. And that you agreed to a dissolution giving your ex virtually everything with lifetime alimoney for a Tinder-fished, hillbilly P. A. M... That's karma.
"Karma has a name, P. A. M... , " said an ex-husband realizing he fucked himself sIx-ways-to Sunday ditching his family to marry hoe, retread, bottom-feeder P. A. M...

P. A. M... is defined as another name for retribution caused by bad choices that hurt others.
by blossombaby December 2, 2021
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