in the oven

used in the context of "she's got one in the oven." implying that a woman is pregnant.

after sleeping with joe, she realized that she might have one in the oven.

by blondie January 06, 2004

Jessica

Beautiful girl who loves to sing or whistle or hum. Great with animals and people alike. Great friend to talk to. Guys love her. Very pretty with big boobs

"Wow who's that girl over there laughing with her friends?"
"oh that's Jessica"

by blondie June 05, 2015

road rules

a show on mtv where people travel around the world in a RV completeing challeges in order to win prizes and money. (Reality tv show)

by blondie July 12, 2003

pansy division

see pansy
also see pussy
1) any divisions that contain or involves pansies. 2) any area or shelf in a greenhouse containing pansies. 3) any group, sect, cult, or divisions of cowardly men. (A pansy is a cowardly man or a man with womanly/childish/babyish personality traits. i.e. "pussy")

Coach: ALRIGHT! We'll start with 50 push-ups!
Team whines...
Coach: What is this? The pansy division?!?

by Blondie November 14, 2003

Hoes Unite

A group of hot blondes who everyone wants to be. Posers are often told they are trying to be like Hoes Unite.

"Stop posin like you're Hoes Unite!"

by Blondie April 11, 2004

nightmare of epic proportions

When your procrastinating boyfriend fails to reserve the suite at the best hotel in town the night your husband finally lets you go out with "the girls"! Dumb ass!

This is a "nightmare of epic proportions"!

by blondie January 13, 2005

FOAD

Fuck Off And Die

He don'tlike me anymore he told me to just FOAD.

by blondie April 13, 2003