blenderhead1991's definitions
1.) A condition known to occur in foul-tempered folks who have poor oral hygiene. usually female. Despite their toothless state, they still are no good at oral sex.
2.) A person who suffers from this malady.
2.) A person who suffers from this malady.
1.) Have you seen that mean bitch, Jennifer? Not only does she have B.O. and a bush up to her bellybutton, but she's ruthless and toothless.
2.) Ruthless and Toothless got suspended from work again. I guess she showed up drunk. You'd think a pregnant woman would have more respect for her fetus.
2.) Ruthless and Toothless got suspended from work again. I guess she showed up drunk. You'd think a pregnant woman would have more respect for her fetus.
by Blenderhead1991 September 11, 2010
Get the Ruthless and Toothlessmug. (n.) a vagina that is infected with some sort of disease (not necessarily gangrene),appears generally unhealthy visually, or is displeasing to one's olfactory sense.
Ned: I am telling you bro, Erika is smoking hot, but when I got them panties off......man, it was like I was facing off your granny's gangrenous hole.
Neal: Dude....how do you know about my granny's snatch?
Neal: Dude....how do you know about my granny's snatch?
by Blenderhead1991 May 5, 2009
Get the gangrenous holemug. Ned: Good God, the toilet paper in the staff restroom is coarse--like 5-grit sandpaper!
Phil: Tell me about it. I have calluses on my leather doughnut!
Phil: Tell me about it. I have calluses on my leather doughnut!
by Blenderhead1991 May 6, 2009
Get the leather doughnutmug. by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010
Get the dip the doggiemug. n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.
Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.
by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009
Get the knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunkmug. (n.) oversized and/or protruding areolae. Also known as a puffy nipple. May make the nipple appear to be pointy (a condition known as "banana boob") or where the areola is not protruding may resemble a slice of pepperoni.Attraction to nipples of this nature is considered to be a fetish by some. Atomic nipples are rumored to be quite sensitive.
Nichole has huge atomic nipples, which I consider to be her soul redeeming quality. I really dug sucking on them.
by Blenderhead1991 May 13, 2009
Get the atomic nipplemug. 1.) A situation that occurs when, in a gathering of people or a crowd, the odor of smelly genitalia can be detected, yet not isolated.
2.) A situation in which one can smell unwashed, nasty cock and balls or rancid-smelling vagina, but the individual noticing said malodorous privates does not wish to name the person with the offending stinky genitals.
2.) A situation in which one can smell unwashed, nasty cock and balls or rancid-smelling vagina, but the individual noticing said malodorous privates does not wish to name the person with the offending stinky genitals.
1.) Oh, God, Bert. Do you smell that? There's cungus among us!
2.) Frank rolled his eyes and simulated gagging when Gustav's cousin Gwen and her gaggle of friends strolled past. Then he whispered to Hank, "Don't sniff now, but there's cungus among us."
2.) Frank rolled his eyes and simulated gagging when Gustav's cousin Gwen and her gaggle of friends strolled past. Then he whispered to Hank, "Don't sniff now, but there's cungus among us."
by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010
Get the Cungus Among Usmug.