blake's definitions

ROFLMAO

Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

This one was created in the Rogues Gallery from the Blizzard game Diablo 1.

Guy1: I just lit my face on fire!
Guy2:Roflmao!

by Blake February 13, 2007

schwizz

The noise shrapnel makes when it flys over your head

He knew the explosion was close because he heard the metal schwizz by.

by Blake November 11, 2002

burn one's poker

to contract an STD

I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker

by Blake November 12, 2002

ass board

A board that sucks serious major ass!!

Maybe you should take that ass board and shove it up ur ass!!

by Blake June 6, 2003

blazevski

A person who doesn't shower or have concern for cleanliness. Also see Rblazevski.

Blazevski makes me vomit.

by Blake February 11, 2005

flim flam

A vagina that is so loose that the labia slap together when the owner of the vagina walks.

"I can hear that flim flam coming a mile away" or "That female has a sloppy flim flam"

by Blake February 17, 2004

gurgle

A fart that sounds like you blew bubbles in your Hardees malt.

That wasn't just a fart, THAT was a gurgle, you better check your pants/

by Blake November 11, 2002