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ROFLMAO

Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

This one was created in the Rogues Gallery from the Blizzard game Diablo 1.
Guy1: I just lit my face on fire!
Guy2:Roflmao!
by Blake February 13, 2007
mugGet the ROFLMAOmug.

schwizz

The noise shrapnel makes when it flys over your head
He knew the explosion was close because he heard the metal schwizz by.
by Blake November 11, 2002
mugGet the schwizzmug.

burn one's poker

I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker
by Blake November 12, 2002
mugGet the burn one's pokermug.

ass board

A board that sucks serious major ass!!
by Blake June 6, 2003
mugGet the ass boardmug.

blazevski

A person who doesn't shower or have concern for cleanliness. Also see Rblazevski.
Blazevski makes me vomit.
by Blake February 11, 2005
mugGet the blazevskimug.

flim flam

A vagina that is so loose that the labia slap together when the owner of the vagina walks.
"I can hear that flim flam coming a mile away" or "That female has a sloppy flim flam"
by Blake February 17, 2004
mugGet the flim flammug.

gurgle

A fart that sounds like you blew bubbles in your Hardees malt.
That wasn't just a fart, THAT was a gurgle, you better check your pants/
by Blake November 11, 2002
mugGet the gurglemug.

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