blake's definitions

Schwing!

1) How exciting
2) Said upon seeing an extremely attractive woman

1) I won the lottery, Schwing!!

2) Hey look, Michelle from trollwood, Schwing!!
Dude you should be cock slapped, that is NOT schwing!!!

by Blake November 12, 2002

velocitized

an object that has, or has been given velocity

It hurts when a volocitized object hits your head.

by Blake November 11, 2002

Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.

God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn

by Blake November 11, 2002

dedigitate

expression meaning pull your finger out of your ass

Kevin quit fucking around and dedigitate.

by Blake November 12, 2002

Marlena Workman

The most lovely woman in the world. A strong woman to whom I can cling when things get tough. ie. My fiance`.

Blake and Marlena love one another... HOO-RAY!!!!

by Blake October 29, 2004

gut shot leopard

Gut shot leopard is a term for "an awful mess." If my dad ever saw some of my horrible wiring jobs as a youngster, or some terrible looking food he was the first to exclaim it looked like a gut shot leopard.

"holy christ boy what did you do here? this bastard looks like a gut shot leopard."

by blake March 31, 2004

Marlena Workman

The most beautiful of all of God's creations. Some consider her to be an angel in human form.

I, Blake Baird, am in love with Marlena!

by Blake August 8, 2004