blah 's definitions

nu-metal

A pathetic attempt to use the term "metal" to create a tough, hard image for shitty music that bears little, if any, resemblence to actual metal music.

There are dozens of sub-genres of metal out there, each with different sounds and everything... and nu-metal is NOT one of them.

John Petrucci plays more notes in one Dream Theater solo than all of the members of Linkin Park have ever played in their whole rotten lives, combined.

Granted, you don't *need* to have solos in your songs for them to be good. But it helps to at least have the *ability* to play them, which nu-metal bands obviously do not. It also helps to be able to write a song without picking random power chords on the guitar until a few of them sound good.

Turn on the radio, you'll hear some.

by blah November 5, 2004

Jakers

An alias for a kid named Jake in Cisco....He is called this name everytime he walks into the class. It is said in an annoying infantile manner.

Heyyyy ! Jakers is here (in an annoying voice) - Steve

by Blah April 5, 2005

Dr. Phil

a assmonkey

Dr. Phil is a stupid assmonkey

by blah January 5, 2004

mcenroe

the crunkest kid in the state of new jersey.

Mcenroe was more crunk then lil' jon

by blah March 20, 2005

dumbo

An idiot that would do something stupid like act like an idiot.

Spane is a ghey fool.

by Blah January 19, 2004

Faux News

A 24-hour wordneocon/word propaganda channel.

Tonight on Faux, we bash a liberal traitor for disagreeing with Bush! Later, O'Reilly yells at the son of a 9/11 victim, but don't worry, because he's a DEMOCRAT!!11!

by Blah August 8, 2003

pome

a negative word when refering to british

Prisoner
Of
Mother
England

its not quite as insulting from the american perspective, but it is an insult to the british

you bloddy pome
damn pome
stupid pome
bloody waving pome

by blah November 15, 2004