Soup Can

A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.
Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.
Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.
by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004
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Wind Cookie

expelling of gas...by girls
My tummy hurts, I think I have gas...(pzbbbt) oh my a wind cookie!
by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004
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cookie

the female genitalia, a nicer name for a pussy.
Her cookie was so nicely shaven, mmm mmm!
by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004
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UTI

The act of beating the shit out of some dumb ass and then pissing on their face, but only if you currently have a urine tract infection. Mainly women are able to perform this action.
I beat that bytches ass, then I UTIed her.
by BlackMeowCat July 13, 2004
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Cupcakes

female pectorals, breasts, titties, boobies, tata's etc.
by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004
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muffin

a name for the part of ones body where your back makes an ass of its self and splits into two sections. Commonly referred to as "butt"
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Vampire Twinkie

A Red Velvet Cake, shaped like a Twinkie. The Dark Red color resembles blood.
Hey, they have my favorite snack cake in the vending machine, Vampire Twinkies!
by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004
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