Definitions by black flag

Portishead 

An influential but egocentric bunch of musicians from Bristol in the UK.
Renowed for their offensive, prima donna attitudes to the staff of all venues unlucky enough to put them on. In fact their split was partly down to the fact no promotor or venue would touch them in the end.

"After last night, there is NO WAY Portishead are ever coming back to play here again"
(the management of Bristols New Trinity Arts Centre after a typical portishead gig)

Portishead by Black Flag February 15, 2004

skullbuggery 

The act of deep throating a male member during oral sex.

I popped up to Bristol last week, pulled this bint and took her out back for a spot of Skullbuggery

skullbuggery by Black Flag February 14, 2004

Cotswolds 

A beautiful part of England occupying a triangle between Swindon, Cheltenham and Oxford. Capital = Stow On the Wold

Man you looked relaxed..
.. Yeah just spent the weekend in the Cotswolds.

Cotswolds by Black Flag February 10, 2004

Everton 

A mersyside football team that isn't Tranmere Rovers. The blue scum, as opposed to the red scum.

See the blue scum lost again...

Everton by Black Flag February 10, 2004

stiff little fingers

The best punk band the world has ever produced.

Flags and Emblems / Hanx / Nobodies Heros... etc.

stiff little fingers by Black Flag February 10, 2004

five mile smile 

A method used by London gangsters to scar up their victims. A cut is made at the edge of both sides of the mouth then the victim is kicked in the groin very hard. As he screams the flesh on both cheeks are ripped apart leaving terrible scaring.

I wish some would give George W Bush a five mile smile.

five mile smile by Black Flag February 10, 2004

hawkwind

Genre transending acid rock band from North London. Formed late in 1969 by Dave Brock under the title Band X, they are still one of the most influential underground rock acts in the world. Past members inclde Ian 'Lemmy' Kilmister, Robert 'Starfighter' Calvert and Ginger 'I used to be in Cream' Baker.

Listern to the following
Space Ritual (1972)
PXR5 (1979)
Chronical Of The Black Sword (1985)
Love In Space (1999)

hawkwind by Black Flag February 4, 2004