black flag's definitions

Warhol moment

The fifteen minutes of fame that, if Andy Warhol is to be believed, we are all entitled to have.

Mary was selected to appear on Big Brother, she knew this was her Warhol Moment and that her 15 minutes was here.

by black flag June 26, 2004

15 minutes

The period of time in the public spotlight that Andy Warhol believed eveyone was entitled to. See Warhol Moment

"Your 15 minutes starts now..."
(Marriane Faithful, from the 'Broken English' album)

by black flag June 26, 2004

Norman Tebbit

A former torey minister and brown toungued, nazi, arse boy of Margret Thatcher best known for his ability to ride a bike whilst balancing a hotel on his head.

"If my love of my country makes me a racist, then so be it!!" (Norman Tebbit - 1978 Conservative party conference)

"Will some one dig me out of this pile of rubble" (Norman Tebbit - 1984 Torey Party conference)

by black flag June 26, 2004

wankstikka

A symbol often found tattooed on the arms of nazi's, skinheads and other pondlife scum.

The skinhead had a wankstikka tattooed on his arm.

by black flag June 27, 2004

Conservative

A political party in the UK sworn to the rise of the upper and middle classes at the expense of the poorest in society.

A bunch of reactionary, racist, land owning bigots who take hypocrasy, corruption and outdated monetrist dogma to a new high.

Norman Tebbit, Margret Thatcher etc

by black flag June 27, 2004

spanglemonkey

UK usage:-
To wank, masterbate, self abuse, act like Onan etc.

Comes from spangle- to add glitter / cum, and monkey - the male member.

I've got a hard on so I'm gonna spanglemonkey.

by black flag June 27, 2004

calamity James

The England football teams first choice keeper. So called for his uncanny ability to play faultlessly for 89 minutes of a match and have a 1 minute nightmare sometime during the second half where will make a series of schoolboy errors which may or may not loose his side the game.

He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans

England v France. Euro 2004, three minutes into injury time...

Need I say more?

by black flag June 27, 2004