black Flag's definitions

B'jesus

Irish term, to be startled.

She crept up behind me and scared the B'jesus out of me.

by black flag May 31, 2004

pixie

Small maelevelent house elf. Originally from the cornish folk law creature Piskie. Now a feral creature in most houses occupied by stoners. They like to 'borrow' vital stuff like fag papers (thats the English fag, ie cigarete and ain't intended to be homophobic). At times when you most need them and return the said items when you don't.

Your turn to skin up pal.

I would if I could but the pixies have knicked my rizlers.

by black flag June 1, 2004

rat boy

UK slang.

A young teenage criminal. Lives in the airconditioning ducts of highrise blocks and shits on the carpets of the people he burgles

My TV's gone and there's shit on my carpet, I've had a rat boy in here.

by black flag June 2, 2004

UWE

The Univercity of the West Of England. A top UK educational establishment in Bristol UK where Alan Mcdade first learnt the urban planning principles that gave rise to Mcdadeism.

The main UWE campus is at Filton in the North of Bristol.

by black flag June 25, 2004

zappa

A remote device for controlling electrical goods. (TV, Hifi etc)

Dervived from the term to Zap (change) a channel

I have three zappas:-

Frank works the telly
Dwezill works the video
and Moonunit works the DVD

by black Flag June 11, 2004

herbal investment

To provide weed to a lady in the hope your investment will be repayed with sexual interest.

I took her home and made a large herbal investment but she still said no.

by black flag June 19, 2004

corner

A 'dead ball' kick in football (soccar) taken from the corner of the pitch. Awarded after the defending team has put the ball out of play over their own dead ball line.

Beckham's In swinging corners are causing the opposition no end of trouble.

by black flag June 15, 2004